"Hey, I'm fond of vigilante justice if there's nothing better around," Karla points out, and shrugs. "Which isn't to say I won't pass it up for a shot at something better."
Salla's been doing it to Preston, too, so he's relatively proficient at ducking.
. . . but let's face it, when Karla does it, it's not quite the same. (Sorry, Salla. Karla's cuter.)
So Preston looks up at her, briefly startled, and then breaks into a sudden grin. Solemnly, he intones, "Shiny new post-apocalyptic justice systems are everyone's present, children."
"We will," Preston says, with an (unsurprising) upswing of optimism, and gestures expansively with an arm.
"So call it a real belated Christmas gift to all of us - or maybe an early 4th of July present. We'll add an inaugural three-legged race or something to get in the spirit."
"...See, now I'm picturing Claire and Russ as a team for one of those. And on one level, hilarious, but on another, Claire, Russ, and restraints wasn't a combination I ever needed to think about."
"Well, 'beat people up' may be my own interpretation of an offer that, when it was given, had emphasis placed on things like helping deal with my insecurities through a means of self-defense that involves discipline and structure."
A beat.
"So no, you're probably pretty safe from unprovoked boots to the head."
"I see no reason why these are mutually incompatible," Preston offers, encouragingly.
"I mean, unfond as I am in general of unprovoked boots to the head, beating people up is also kind of a useful skill in this day and age. Maybe Gwen'll promote you to bouncer."
Karla snickers. "Well, you have to wonder how effective I'd be as a bouncer. At first, at least. But if I could manage to build up a 'don't give the scrawny blonde chick any lip, she'll mess you up' rep? Awesome."
Because Karla is a social butterfly and talks to everyone. Yes.
"Hey."
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"Something better. We deserve it - after all this, we fucking deserve it."
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"...Dude, you're, like, a kid on Christmas or something. Only with shiny new post-apocalyptic justice systems instead of presents."
And then, taking advantage of her newly gained height, there's a brief shifty look, and then hair-ruffling.
Blame Salla, he's the one who started doing it to her.
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. . . but let's face it, when Karla does it, it's not quite the same. (Sorry, Salla. Karla's cuter.)
So Preston looks up at her, briefly startled, and then breaks into a sudden grin. Solemnly, he intones, "Shiny new post-apocalyptic justice systems are everyone's present, children."
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And...possibly even girly. It's kind of weird.
But not necessarily bad.
"Gift that keeps on giving, even. Assuming we make it work."
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"So call it a real belated Christmas gift to all of us - or maybe an early 4th of July present. We'll add an inaugural three-legged race or something to get in the spirit."
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With mild reproach: "- so of course you had to share."
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"That's what friends do."
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Preston, in turn, looks sad and martyred.
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"If I want to delight in the suffering of others, I'll just wait until after Daniel teaches me to beat people up."
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It's . . . a good idea, he thinks. (Though the proliferation of violence in their society is distressing and probably a negative sign. Still.)
"- man. Am I likely to be a target? Should I invest in, like, football pads?"
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"Well, 'beat people up' may be my own interpretation of an offer that, when it was given, had emphasis placed on things like helping deal with my insecurities through a means of self-defense that involves discipline and structure."
A beat.
"So no, you're probably pretty safe from unprovoked boots to the head."
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"I mean, unfond as I am in general of unprovoked boots to the head, beating people up is also kind of a useful skill in this day and age. Maybe Gwen'll promote you to bouncer."
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