Comments | hammster: THIS = WHY I AM NEVER INVITED TO ANY PARTIES

hammster

THIS = WHY I AM NEVER INVITED TO ANY PARTIES

Jul 12, 2010 21:35

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hammster July 13 2010, 01:55:21 UTC

CARLY. COME TO MY PARTY CARLY OMG it'll be the best we can put everyone's name into a hat and then draw them out to see who gets their head cut off??? IT'LL BE THE MOST AMAZING PARTY GAME!

lmfao IKR. I mean apparently everyone just shows up there at the end of the night anyway which makes it a BIT BETTER but still, lulz were had.

ormery July 13 2010, 01:55:40 UTC

Cuts sustained while cutting bagels are one of the major reasons for Emergency Room visits.

Cuts sustained while cutting bagels are one of the major reasons for Emergency Room visits.

Cuts sustained while cutting bagels are one of the major reasons for Emergency Room visits.

hammster July 13 2010, 01:58:59 UTC

PRACTICAL FROM BOTH A SAFETY AND ACCURACY STANDPOINT!

though I think we should all take into consideration the rising numbers of unemployment among bagel executioners

hammster July 13 2010, 02:01:12 UTC

imagine all the sad bagels in their little black hoods :( now how will they feed their families, pem

lilpocketninja July 13 2010, 02:46:14 UTC

I really really want one of those bagel thingers. Imagine the fun you could have! Hours of entertainment.

hammster July 13 2010, 03:14:12 UTC

The Jewish Community Center which I attended every week as a child had one which they used on SPECIAL OCCASIONS and it was one of the main reasons why I was always so enthused about the idea of attending, for example, the Purim Festival, every year. TRUE STORY.

atoyna_lilsnip July 13 2010, 06:37:03 UTC

<3333 I am glad you are so amused by it. XD

hammster July 13 2010, 06:43:43 UTC

HAHA YOUR ICON

ohhh

ohhhhhh.

atoyna_lilsnip July 13 2010, 06:48:33 UTC

XDDD I have plenty more... :P <3

never has my icon been more appropriate toi_marguerite July 13 2010, 06:38:16 UTC

Daaaaaaaang I would go to your party, wearing my tricolor sash and everything.

Trufax: My boyfriend and I were asking each other questions from 'The Big Book of Questions' and one of the questions was, 'If there was a televised execution, would you watch it?'

I said 'No, except if there was a guillotine. Then I'd watch it.'

....that is very true hammster July 13 2010, 06:44:52 UTC

YOU WOULD TOTALLY BE INVITED

like twice.

....fff that's terrible Margz if I had been him I would have broken up with you on the spot

toi_marguerite July 13 2010, 07:16:47 UTC

He burst out laughing instead.

Dude, you forget that he trolled me for a half-hour with a post-modern analysis of a sad frog postcard. The things wrong in his brain match up with the things wrong in mine. Kind of. There are some direct sympathies, is all I'm saying.

hammster July 13 2010, 07:20:04 UTC

NONSENSE! I have never once forgotten that incident; NOT SINCE IT HAPPENED. How could I possibly????

fjdhk;fsh;df

I like you guys

You should have a lot of children with endearing problems.