THIS = WHY I AM NEVER INVITED TO ANY PARTIES
princessseanymph: Omg I have to show you the hot dress I got for the Bastille party this weekend!
hamdrax: YOU GUYS HAVE A BASTILLE PARTY??? XDDDD
princessseanymph: XDDD Yes... The really expensive shop at Faire always throws a super fancy Bastille Day party that's pretty much invite only...
hamdrax: That is HILARIOUS
princessseanymph: It's usually black and pearl themed... but this year it's Steampunk Alice in Wonderland themed.
hamdrax: DO YOU STORM THE LOCAL PRISON ...
princessseanymph: lol no
hamdrax: ...That doesn't seem very thematic
princessseanymph: XDDD You really don't question Leslie's dress code. I mean, when it was black and pearl themed, she and her helpers would dress in saloon dresses and do the can can for their huge entrance...
hamdrax: .....lmao
hamdrax: So you don't storm anything... do you get up on tables and give rousing speeches about equality and the price of bread
princessseanymph: ^_^; no.
hamdrax: ... DO YOU.. ....... ... uhhhh hm
hamdrax: Do you stockpile weapons
hamdrax: Do you set the king's bed on fire
princessseanymph: No it's just a fancy invite only party.. ^_^;
hamdrax: Oh :( that seems kind of counter-intuitive tbh
princessseanymph: lol it really does
princessseanymph: But anyways! My sexy dress that I just bought today: http://www.torrid.com/torrid/Apparel/Dresses/Black-Pleated-Corset-Dress-558534.jsp
princessseanymph: And I got a red corset belt to go over it
hamdrax: OH I like your dress also a red corset is ALMOST LIKE WEARING A RED WAISTCOAT???
princessseanymph: lol, almost! XD
hamdrax: man I just don't really get why you WOULDN'T make a party French Revolution themed
hamdrax: YOU COULD SERVE BAGELS AND CUT THEM IN HALF WITH ONE OF THOSE TINY BAGEL GUILLOTINES!!
hamdrax: EVERYTHING COULD BE TRICOLORED
hamdrax: You could pretend to have people arrested for NOT BEING ENTHUSIASTIC ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR PARTY!!!
hamdrax: Your cake could even be in the shape of someone's severed head!!
hamdrax: EVERYONE WOULD HAVE TO EAT WHILST STANDING UP ON TABLES
hamdrax: It would be fabulous.
hamdrax: YOU GUYS HAVE A BASTILLE PARTY??? XDDDD
princessseanymph: XDDD Yes... The really expensive shop at Faire always throws a super fancy Bastille Day party that's pretty much invite only...
hamdrax: That is HILARIOUS
princessseanymph: It's usually black and pearl themed... but this year it's Steampunk Alice in Wonderland themed.
hamdrax: DO YOU STORM THE LOCAL PRISON ...
princessseanymph: lol no
hamdrax: ...That doesn't seem very thematic
princessseanymph: XDDD You really don't question Leslie's dress code. I mean, when it was black and pearl themed, she and her helpers would dress in saloon dresses and do the can can for their huge entrance...
hamdrax: .....lmao
hamdrax: So you don't storm anything... do you get up on tables and give rousing speeches about equality and the price of bread
princessseanymph: ^_^; no.
hamdrax: ... DO YOU.. ....... ... uhhhh hm
hamdrax: Do you stockpile weapons
hamdrax: Do you set the king's bed on fire
princessseanymph: No it's just a fancy invite only party.. ^_^;
hamdrax: Oh :( that seems kind of counter-intuitive tbh
princessseanymph: lol it really does
princessseanymph: But anyways! My sexy dress that I just bought today: http://www.torrid.com/torrid/Apparel/Dresses/Black-Pleated-Corset-Dress-558534.jsp
princessseanymph: And I got a red corset belt to go over it
hamdrax: OH I like your dress also a red corset is ALMOST LIKE WEARING A RED WAISTCOAT???
princessseanymph: lol, almost! XD
hamdrax: man I just don't really get why you WOULDN'T make a party French Revolution themed
hamdrax: YOU COULD SERVE BAGELS AND CUT THEM IN HALF WITH ONE OF THOSE TINY BAGEL GUILLOTINES!!
hamdrax: EVERYTHING COULD BE TRICOLORED
hamdrax: You could pretend to have people arrested for NOT BEING ENTHUSIASTIC ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR PARTY!!!
hamdrax: Your cake could even be in the shape of someone's severed head!!
hamdrax: EVERYONE WOULD HAVE TO EAT WHILST STANDING UP ON TABLES
hamdrax: It would be fabulous.