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[hammondoftexas]

...

I'm... shorter than I should be.

Kawa's not chattering at me, so... something must be very wrong.

...there are other voices at the back of my mind.

*resists urge to put hand into someone's forehead*

...SILER!

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[commonwrench]

Sorry, Sir! I'm working on it, Sir! And, um... congratulations on your new childhood, Sir.

[hammondoftexas]

...*glare* You had better be joking, Maj-- Sergeant.

Tell me you can fix this.

NOW!

[commonwrench]

*Cringes* I wish I was, sir.

Um... maybe? I've never seen anything like this before and I keep getting ... distracted.

*Eyes follow a nice lady's butt*

[hammondoftexas]

That's not what I wanted to hear, Sergeant.

*glares more* Now I know you're leave, but this is not the time to be playing around.

*cross wee arms*

[replicarter]

MY BABY!

[hammondoftexas]

...

...Daniel?

[replicarter]

*clings to baby*

Errr...This is RC...in Daniel's body...

[hammondoftexas]

*is clung to, but too small to struggle*

*eyes* General Hammond.