*Knocks on the bedroom door, balancing tray and pot* Walter? You awake? I made some toast and coffee.

*Worriedly makes chicken soup for Walter and wonders when he became so domesticated*

*Is back in own body and confused*

... but I didn't do anything!

Okay, it's done, over, finito. Back to your own bodies boys and girls. We're all being called home.

Later, I'll actually say something about this. Right now, I'm in a hurry.

... well. That worked.

General Hammond? I've figured out why we've all swapped bodies around, and ... umm ... I can't fix it. Not in this galaxy, at least.

... it's Atlantis, sir. They did something. I'm trying to figure out what.

... that was ... interesting.

Does it count as cheating if you happen to swap into someone else's body during the middle of an orgasm? My former crush on Replicarter has nothing to do with this. It was just unfortunate timing.I don't know who's responsible for this, or how they did it, but when I find out, someone's going to get it ( Read more... )

*Bows penitently*

My lord Sobek. I have discovered something I believe will be of great interest. A weapon the humans have developed against you and your kind. I believe I can neutralise it, should you so wish.

Please, I await your presence.

You aren't going to keep Walter, you bastard.

*Tries to ignore the repulsive feeling of the symbiote in his belly*

*Grimaces*

My lord Sobek commands that the people of the Tau'ri bow down to him and his Queen as their new gods. All those who resist shall be punished. Those who go freely will feel the rewards of my lords generosity.

Don't try to help me. You'll only make things worse. I have ( Read more... )

*Delerious*

The very nice doctor man gave me my meds. What a nice doctor man. Then he put me in the marshmallow room. Marshmallow is good. It doesn't taste like marshmallow though.

... I think the doctor man gave me more meds than he should have. The walls shouldn't be melting, should they?

*Finally arrives in Colorado, bruised, tired, and without his luggage*

*Checks into the SGC and seeks out Hammond's office*

... where is he?