Ouch

[hammerdean]

Bit dodgy writing with one hand but when I found this thing and pulled it out from under the bed, it bit me. So now I have a bandaged hand and an angry book and nothing to say really

Comments

[seeing_pink]

He what?

[hammerdean]

See for yourself, McGonagall made a big announcement about it.

If he doesn't catch the Snitch on Saturday, someone's going to PAY!

[seeing_pink]

...oh, not again! Gryffindor has to win this year or it shall be absolutely tragic!

[_pogmothoin_]

Yes, it seems if these charming books are neglected they start biting. Make sure yours stays on your bed, mate. And frankly, I do think you're nutters. What were you doing upside down?

[hammerdean]

I'm not putting this thing anywhere near my bed! What if it decides to snack on me in the night! I like my bits where they are you know!

I wasn't doing anything upside-down. I was just upside-down. And wet. And that is not on because I don't like being wet!

[_pogmothoin_]

But what if it wonders over to my bed!!???? Maybe we should just tie it down or something.

You were upside down and wet? What in the world was in those chocolates?

[hammerdean]

Well I had it locked in my trunk before, but then it made all sorts of noise.

I reckon I ought to just keep writing in it. Look it, it's purring now!

[seventhdaughter]

Never did quite see the excitement of football, but not for lack of trying, truly. Congratulations on your team winning.

Now just to make sure our team wins. Sixty points???

[hammerdean]

They didn't win actually, they gave it up to Southampton. You weren't joking when you said you couldn't follow it were you?

SIXTY. POINTS.

He's your brother's best mate isn't he? Can't you bloody talk him out of it once in a while?

[seventhdaughter]

No, I really can't. Though one might think I would be able to recognise words like "putrid" and so on without misinterpreting them utterly. Sorry, Dean. Distracted.

Yes he is, but that just means neither of them listen to me.