Ouch

[hammerdean]

Bit dodgy writing with one hand but when I found this thing and pulled it out from under the bed, it bit me. So now I have a bandaged hand and an angry book and nothing to say really

Comments

[_pogmothoin_]

Yes, it seems if these charming books are neglected they start biting. Make sure yours stays on your bed, mate. And frankly, I do think you're nutters. What were you doing upside down?

[hammerdean]

I'm not putting this thing anywhere near my bed! What if it decides to snack on me in the night! I like my bits where they are you know!

I wasn't doing anything upside-down. I was just upside-down. And wet. And that is not on because I don't like being wet!

[_pogmothoin_]

But what if it wonders over to my bed!!???? Maybe we should just tie it down or something.

You were upside down and wet? What in the world was in those chocolates?

[hammerdean]

Well I had it locked in my trunk before, but then it made all sorts of noise.

I reckon I ought to just keep writing in it. Look it, it's purring now!

[_pogmothoin_]

So it is. Very well, I won't chain it to the wall then.

[hammerdean]

The problem is though what do I do when I've run out of things to write?

[_pogmothoin_]

You keep it away from me.

Or you just write really basic, boring things to keep it fed.

[hammerdean]

Right, boring things.

I will write all about you!

[_pogmothoin_]

NOT ON, DEAN THOMAS, NOT ON!!