how can you not like valentine's day???!!! it's named for a guy who used to marry people in secret, and then the king kind of guy arrested and killed him!!!! he had a girlfriend too, and he sent her cards from jail!!!
It's a holiday invented by some sort of vengeful bloke who never got his way with a girl who decided to torture all the ones who did by making a holiday where it doesn't matter how much chocolate and flowers they buy a girl, she's always going to say, 'Thank you, sweetheart, but you shouldn't have gotten me anything! Especially since my friend Blahblahblah got that NICE HUGE box of chocolates that she can share with the rest of us.'
It's destined to make blokes broke and ladies jealous of one another. Nothing but trouble.
DEAN!!! First you call Parvati Padma and now you've mispelt my name! It's L-A-V-E-N-D-E-R. Like the plant. Or the colour. Honestly. I ought to call you Deen.
Anyway, why shouldn't Seamus spend time with me on Valentine's Day? If you need a date, I can set you up with someone, I'm sure.
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sounds good to me
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Who else shall join us?
Plus, the more people, the cheaper the butterbeer, eh?
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it's romance!!!!!!!
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It's a holiday invented by some sort of vengeful bloke who never got his way with a girl who decided to torture all the ones who did by making a holiday where it doesn't matter how much chocolate and flowers they buy a girl, she's always going to say, 'Thank you, sweetheart, but you shouldn't have gotten me anything! Especially since my friend Blahblahblah got that NICE HUGE box of chocolates that she can share with the rest of us.'
It's destined to make blokes broke and ladies jealous of one another. Nothing but trouble.
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Anyway, why shouldn't Seamus spend time with me on Valentine's Day? If you need a date, I can set you up with someone, I'm sure.
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Quite pathetic in a few regards, actually, but that's between myself and my sketchbook.
And the sunrise...
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Sure, I suppose, if it'll mean that you won't say my name wrong since it's only three letters instead of the seven you can't remember, right?
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