Valentine's Day. Saturday

[hammerdean]

Woo. Bloody. Hoo.

Harry'll be off with Hermione, Seamus'll off with Lavendar, and Ron ... I have absolutely no idea what's going on with Ron

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[remembernone]

all right then
sounds good to me

[hammerdean]

Excellent! We shall stand against the Evil that is Valentine's Day!

Who else shall join us?

Plus, the more people, the cheaper the butterbeer, eh?

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[psstguesswhat]

how can you not like valentine's day???!!! it's named for a guy who used to marry people in secret, and then the king kind of guy arrested and killed him!!!! he had a girlfriend too, and he sent her cards from jail!!!

it's romance!!!!!!!

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[hammerdean]

It's Rubbish.

It's a holiday invented by some sort of vengeful bloke who never got his way with a girl who decided to torture all the ones who did by making a holiday where it doesn't matter how much chocolate and flowers they buy a girl, she's always going to say, 'Thank you, sweetheart, but you shouldn't have gotten me anything! Especially since my friend Blahblahblah got that NICE HUGE box of chocolates that she can share with the rest of us.'

It's destined to make blokes broke and ladies jealous of one another. Nothing but trouble.

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[psstguesswhat]

that's not true!!!! you can do all kinds of lovely things on valentines day!! i got all my friends lovely things, like flowers and chocolates and smelly things!!! i even got you something, mister man, so there!!!!

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[hammerdean]

..Please tell me you're lying. Or at least tell me it has nothing to do with chocolates or flowers?

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[psstguesswhat]

i won't tell!!! you get it on valentines day!!!