i woke up @ 1:00 lol, and then i went straight to my grammas beach w/ my mom... i love chocolate pudding- i thot you shuld know... lol, ya and well my brother just called and he's an annoying little shit "wheres mom" i dont kno "wen will she be back... where is she? did she tell u where she was going" GOD IF I DONT KNOW WHERE SHE IS I OBVIOUSLY ( Read more... )

Ugghh!!! I was walking down the street the other day and I passed this newsstand and I was like, "I'll totally get that new copy of Elle because I forgot to renew my subscription!" And oh MY GOD!!! There was my sex tape right in the middle of the newstand and Iwaslikewoah how did it get there ( Read more... )

Lyke, total rofflecakes don't people know that I'm the ubersocialite, Paris Hilton? I can get America shut down if I really want! tintytintypooWELLll ( Read more... )

I just don't know what I'm going to do! If I marry Paris, I'm going to be sooooooooooooo confuseled, &_& heeeeeeee? :D

The other day ^_^ Paris said that I needed to get out of bed o no

wait I didn't say that O.o;;

but lollzerrrrs at least i have cancer!