I think I have a terminal case of Clumsy.

[halieknife]

Seriously. Its going to be a miracle if I don't die of some weird clutz related accident by the time I'm 35

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[deepgreensea]

i can empathize completely. yesterday, i opened a door into my forehead. i was looking down and managed to slam the door-the thinner side part where the latch is, right into my forehead. it's just not a normal week if i don't fall down or do something completely ridiculous. i have many, many scars and many bottles of advil and several ice packs in my freezer.
bubble wrap suits are the way to go.

[halieknife]

dude I'm gonna go buy several yards of bubble wrap. thanks for the tip!

[skinndknees]

I believe I could tie you for the klutz award..for example, I have shut my middle finger in a window and a car door enough times that it's all deformed.

[halieknife]

Oh no...not your bird giving finger!

I would be honored to share my crown with you.

[billy0045]

just eat ice cream. hot food sucks.

[halieknife]

You could be on to something.

[anal_chemist]

Although I've never seen a picture of you, I'm willing to bet that even with a scab on your nose you're hotter than most women.

Wine is not a good anesthetic, and won't taste good with a damaged tongue. I think I would have gone with vodka in that situation.

[halieknife]

You're very sweet.

Next time its vodka all the way.

[thedeepgreensea]

by the time you're 35? are you going back in time?

[halieknife]

mean.

[thedeepgreensea]

no way...I'm the sweetest. don't front, boo