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[halieknife]

I was attacked tonight while running errands on my way home. My assailants were four feet tall and clad in green vests with strange patches on them. They jumped me in the parking lot of the drug store. The ring leader was a crafty little bitch with blonde pigtails. She kicked me in the shins and then stood on my spleen while the other one rifled

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[halieknife]

Yes, I've heard that they have many efficient cookie peddling cells in several regions of the country...

[halieknife]

I believe it would. Those girl scouts better watch their asses. They just might end up with an all expense paid vacation to Guantanamo Bay.

[liddlebins]

Mmm, I'm jealous of you and your cookies. You didn't get Samoas or Thin Mints by any chance, did you?

[halieknife]

I did, in fact, get samoas!

[red_apples]

Sinister little bitches, ain't they?

[halieknife]

I'm tellin' ya, they kick like mules.

[insidiousdrivel]

But the cookies are sooooooo good.

[halieknife]

Yes, they are.

How you feelin', Boo?

[insidiousdrivel]

I'm doin ok I guess. How about you?

[halieknife]

I'm doing fine. I was just worried cause you've been sick and then you seemed like you were feeling a bit down the other day.

[andreamarie]

Samoas are my favorite girl scout cookies, followed by Tag-a-longs, then Thin Mints. :)

[halieknife]

I don't think I've ever had tag-a-longs. Thin Mints were my favorite until yesterday. Now I think its samoas. MMmmm...so good.

[andreamarie]

Tag-a-longs are also called peanut butter patties... they have a little thin vanilla cookie that's topped with a layer of peanut butter, then the whole thing is covered in chocolate.

[halieknife]

Ah yes. Those must be the ones Aaron was mentioning. I've had them before but I didn't get any the other day. They're super yummy though.