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[halieknife]

I was attacked tonight while running errands on my way home. My assailants were four feet tall and clad in green vests with strange patches on them. They jumped me in the parking lot of the drug store. The ring leader was a crafty little bitch with blonde pigtails. She kicked me in the shins and then stood on my spleen while the other one rifled through my bag, took my money and crammed my arms full of cookies. Then they scampered off giggling their evil giggles and shouting back, "thanks for your support!", menacingly.

I feel so violated.