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[halieknife]

I was attacked tonight while running errands on my way home. My assailants were four feet tall and clad in green vests with strange patches on them. They jumped me in the parking lot of the drug store. The ring leader was a crafty little bitch with blonde pigtails. She kicked me in the shins and then stood on my spleen while the other one rifled

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[nikki42]

Evil girl scouts!

[halieknife]

Seriously!

[thedeepgreensea]

I can't believe you called a little kid a bitch. You're cold, dude.

And weren't you just hunting for these kids the other day, Thin Mint?

[halieknife]

I also called her crafty. Why are you focusing on the negative?

It is entirely possible that I went to the drug store for the express purpose of buying girl scout cookies...

[thedeepgreensea]

Yeah...I kind of figured you did...cookies and crack, probably.

[halieknife]

I got those cookies you were talking about the other day. They are better than crack.

[myownperdition]

The real question is... are the cookies made from real girl scouts?

[halieknife]

I think they are!

[halieknife]

Hehe...you know, I just might do that!

[i_am_angieface]

This is the first year I havent bought any girl scout cookies... and I dont know if Im bummed or happy about it. I definitely dont need them, but mmmm they are so good!

Did they at least leave you with some good flavors after robbing you? ;-)

[halieknife]

They left me with samoas. :)