The State Of The Human
idol friends and rivals | week 6 | 1312 words
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Rampage
idol season nine | week 33 | 1177 words
Musthx-x-x-x-x ( Read more... )

Gianni The Enforcer
lj idol season 9 | week 17 | 741 words
"scare quotes"

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I know what you're gonna ask. Yeah, I had bigger hopes than this when I was growing up, but things don't always work out, you know? My grades weren't so good, and Ma was always busy at the newspaper. My cousin Larry was the smart one, and now he's working for ( Read more... )

The Repository
lj idol season nine | week seven | 863 words
No true Scotsman

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"Whit are we doin' here? I thought you said we were pickin' up papers to apply for one o' those new flats?"

"Shh, Fergus," said Euna Fife. "Come along, now." She led him to a window marked Returns Processing, which was staffed by a man with thick eyeglasses ( Read more... )

Come On Down…
LJ Idol Exhibit B | week four | 990 words
Give 'Em Hell

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The Devil swept into Torment Assessment with a swirl of his cape. "All right, let's get down to business. Who have we got today, Pendrick ( Read more... )

Empires Of Parched Earth And Air
LJ Idol Exhibit A | week 7 | 714 words
Honey Badger Don't Care

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Day 1Amassed armies and provisions for first conquest this morning. Subdued three tribes between our base and the whispering lake. Ranks now larger by ten strong men, holdings by more than ninety goats ( Read more... )

Fornax
LJ Idol Exhibit A | week 4 | 375 words
Ultra Deep Field

Note for the visually impaired: there are many links below, but a few of them just lead to pictures.x-x-x-x-x ( Read more... )

Thar He Blows!
real lj idol | week 31 | 590
Polemic (Note: A screenreader-friendlier version is here)

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Recently discovered excerpts from the Very Secret Diary of conservative American talk-show host, Rush Limbaugh.

( ~ Warnings for some racist and sexist topics in the context of political satire ~ )

Kickin' It, Particle-Style
real lj idol | week 23 | 624 words
The weak force

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( A quark is a quark, of course, of course... )

The K-Tel Wordmaster
real lj idol | week 12 | 229 words
Some Assembly Required

( Beverage alert! You have been warned... )