Real LJ Idol: "The K-Tel Wordmaster"
The K-Tel Wordmaster
real lj idol | week 12 | 229 words
Some Assembly Required
Have you dreamed of becoming an author? Of writing your own bestselling novels, or creating compelling classified ads?
Well, now there's a product for you: the K-Tel Wordmaster! This amazing word kit is all you need to start writing your own masterpiece, and it can be yours for the low, low price of only $19.99.
Image: Excited elderly man reading "My Masterpiece, by Wilfred Wordsmith"
The K-Tel Wordmaster offers thousands and thousands of words: verbs, nouns, adjectives, adverbs, prepositions, conjunctions, participles, and more!
Create your own sentences, paragraphs, and storylines. The sky's the limit!
And, for a limited time only, we'll send you a bonus Pocket Thesaurus, a $2.99 value. Now how much would you pay?
Image: Tiny "Pocket Thesaurus" on a person's hand.
Tired of all those ordinary words?
Image: Crumpled balls of paper and frustrated woman sitting in front of paper with the words "cat the sat fat mat" on it.
The K-Tel Wordmaster provides you with an enormous selection to choose from, including four-syllable vocabulary expanders, rare modifiers, valuable verbs, and exciting intensifiers!
Still not satisfied? All orders also feature an extra two-hundred power words: obliterate, trepidation, prowess, mitigate, exonerate, scrutinize, and more!
Operators are standing by. Call within the next twenty minutes, and we'll conjugate* ten of the most-frequently-used verbs for free: be, go, can, do, will, run, drive, lie, lay, and may.
*Offer prohibited in some areas, including Arkansas and Tennessee.
What are you waiting for? Order your Wordmaster today!
**The K-Tel Wordmaster is not sold in any stores. K-Tel is not responsible for grammar, syntax, or the marketability of any results. Some assembly required.
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real lj idol | week 12 | 229 words
Some Assembly Required
Have you dreamed of becoming an author? Of writing your own bestselling novels, or creating compelling classified ads?
Well, now there's a product for you: the K-Tel Wordmaster! This amazing word kit is all you need to start writing your own masterpiece, and it can be yours for the low, low price of only $19.99.
Image: Excited elderly man reading "My Masterpiece, by Wilfred Wordsmith"
The K-Tel Wordmaster offers thousands and thousands of words: verbs, nouns, adjectives, adverbs, prepositions, conjunctions, participles, and more!
Create your own sentences, paragraphs, and storylines. The sky's the limit!
And, for a limited time only, we'll send you a bonus Pocket Thesaurus, a $2.99 value. Now how much would you pay?
Image: Tiny "Pocket Thesaurus" on a person's hand.
Tired of all those ordinary words?
Image: Crumpled balls of paper and frustrated woman sitting in front of paper with the words "cat the sat fat mat" on it.
The K-Tel Wordmaster provides you with an enormous selection to choose from, including four-syllable vocabulary expanders, rare modifiers, valuable verbs, and exciting intensifiers!
Still not satisfied? All orders also feature an extra two-hundred power words: obliterate, trepidation, prowess, mitigate, exonerate, scrutinize, and more!
Operators are standing by. Call within the next twenty minutes, and we'll conjugate* ten of the most-frequently-used verbs for free: be, go, can, do, will, run, drive, lie, lay, and may.
*Offer prohibited in some areas, including Arkansas and Tennessee.
What are you waiting for? Order your Wordmaster today!
**The K-Tel Wordmaster is not sold in any stores. K-Tel is not responsible for grammar, syntax, or the marketability of any results. Some assembly required.
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If you liked this entry, please vote for it among the other fine entries here.