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[halffaced]

What's up, bitches?

Okay so like, what do you people do out here? I got an invite to the Nazi party or something, which sounds so retro, but I don't have a single cute thing to wear. What's up with that!

Oh and someone tell me this place has a poodle parlour? I need to get Tinkerbell a manicure, like, yesterday.

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[bitingnightmare]

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[lionrampante]

Nazi party?

[halffaced]

I know! I bet the costumes were adorable.

[lionrampante]

Why would anyone want throw a Nazi themed party? That's beyond offensive, especially for anyone who was in the war.

[halffaced]

Oh my god, there are Nazi's in Iraq? That is so much more serious than I thought.

[glock30]

You sound informed! We're on the case of a stolen Pikachu. Have you seen it?

[halffaced]

Wow, I don't know. If I lose something I just like, get a new one. Did you try F.A.O. Schwarz?

[glock30]

What? YOU CAN'T JUST GET A NEW ONE OF THESE.

[halffaced]

How do I know? Isn't pokemone like, so five years ago? You should switch to the Disney Princess line. They're hot.

[anti_bereznoff]

Sieg. Heil.

[halffaced]

What, huh? Listen, can I, like, talk to Mister Lagerfeld, please? Tell him it's Paris.

[anti_bereznoff]

Season your spleen with asparagus, you say? I'm not really sure we can do that...

[halffaced]

Um, somebody needs to hire a smarter translator.

no icon change=moar lulz?

[worthyofhislove]

Oh my God. You said you were going to get a mani pedi with me. And you're um, talking about your dog?

This is going to be all over my blog now. You're not number one on my top 8 anymore.