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What's up, bitches?

Okay so like, what do you people do out here? I got an invite to the Nazi party or something, which sounds so retro, but I don't have a single cute thing to wear. What's up with that!

Oh and someone tell me this place has a poodle parlour? I need to get Tinkerbell a manicure, like, yesterday.

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[lionrampante]

Nazi party?

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I know! I bet the costumes were adorable.

[lionrampante]

Why would anyone want throw a Nazi themed party? That's beyond offensive, especially for anyone who was in the war.

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Oh my god, there are Nazi's in Iraq? That is so much more serious than I thought.

[lionrampante]

I don't know if they've gotten that far yet, actually. I know the Italian's began an invasion in Egypt a few months ago.

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Seriously? I mean, at least Italy is on our side or whatever. They're like, BFFs with France, right? I don't know, war is so totally non hot.