I was informed. Yesterday. By Professor Maito. That eggs painted on Easter are not, in fact, plastic. And that real. Eggs. Are used. And then consumed. En masse.

Fuck Jesus. Fuck the Easter Bunny. I hope they burn in Hell.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR UNBORN CHILDREN BOILED AND PAINTED?


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Apparently my parents didn't die in a mysterious baking accident. They lied to me. My entire life. It's all a lie. My uncle killed them. I need some time alone.

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Some of you may have noticed my uncle. He's going to be staying for awhile. We're a perfectly normal pureblood family. We get along great.

Anybody want some peanut brittle? Unfortunately I am allergic. I'm sure he forgot.

Yesterday I was not quite myself. If my absence in class requires any further explanation, please refer to Professor Maito. Not that I'm placing blame.

Professor Yakushi. Were you trying to molest me yesterday? I am concerned ( Read more... )

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Mommy and Daddy went on vacation!!! And so now I'm with the Prosfer Guy! ♥ He's my bestest friend! We went to see the puppy with three heads! AND THEN FLYING! Like a birdy! And he taught me this neat trick with birds and we saw these other people. They were silly and left. :o At McDonald's I got a dollie!

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This is a public service announcement.


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Last night Professor Yuuhi locked me in her closet because I refused to participate in a murder plot. I almost died when the room was set on fire by Professor Maito who was getting revenge for his apparently temporary death. Not to mention two nights previous I was thrown out a window by Professor Hatake from twelve stories up. What kind of ( Read more... )