RIP Big Ugly Green Van

[halfawake]

I never thought this day would come. But, at last, my dad is finally retiring his big ugly green van. That's what my sister and I used to call it at least, and I think it's an appropriate term. He says that it's held together by rust and duct tape, but apparently it's no longer safe to drive. Thus, dad's having it hauled off to the ancient van

Comments

[mooflyfoof]

OH NO! Big ugly green van! Bane of my middle school existence! Farewell! :(

[halfawake]

Yep, it's officially been hauled away. Dad even got paid $130 for it so they can sell it off for scrap. It was gone by 9:45 AM this morning.

[dergerm]

Wow, you're not kidding around when you say it's big, ugly, and green.

[halfawake]

Yeah, we don't call it the big ugly green van for nothing.