I bin a bit sick the last couple 'o nights. I think my tumble inter the lake prob'ly din' do me much good.

I finally snuck down to the bar about three this morning when things were quiet, an' got me some Pepper-Up Potion, an' I e'en got the bar to find me a copy of the Standard Book of Spells, Grade Four, and I bin readin' it ever since, while I ( Read more... )

I knocked a man down in the bar yesterday. I picked ‘im up and all, but he seemed too scared to talk to me much. I prob’ly shoulda offered to pay fer his tea, at least. Clumsy’o me. Maybe next time.

I met a very interestin’ cat named Kealas, with a fancy necklace. He talked ter me without moving his mouth! It was like he talked right inta me ( Read more... )

I bin at Milliways Bar fer almost a week. I still ain't quite sure what 'm doing here ( Read more... )