The door swings open into Milliways, revealing a figure twelve feet tall and as wide as five men. Rubeus Hagrid has returned to the bar after suddenly being unbound the night after he helped to rescue Tonks and Bill from Death Eaters ( Read more... )

Everyone says that my way of life is the way of a simpleton ( Read more... )

Ask me anything! (or just tell me how I'm doing)

Warning - Hagrid is easily embarrassed!

I knew it was him. I jus’ knew it! I talked meself outta believing, cause he really shouldn’t look like he does. He said he was sorry for what he’d done, and that he wanted ter make it up ter me. Huh ( Read more... )

Talked ter a feller today named Barry - was very nice, though I was a bit startled when he tol' me he was dead. Din't seem ter bother 'im much, though, so that's good.

Also, I got me a job! I 'spected it ter be harder, I guess, but I saw a pair o' blokes at the bar, and one of 'em turned out ter be Asar Suti - jus' the man I was lookin' fer. ( Read more... )

I went and gave me wand to Tim Hunter. He reckons he should be able to fix it, given enough time. I feel kinda strange about it, but if it works, I might be able to practice all ‘o the stuff I bin reading abou ( Read more... )

I, er, had a little accident t’day with me umbrella. I was trying an engorgment charm - I always bin good at them. Bin doin’ ‘em on me pumpkins fer years. I guess a Puffskein ain’t the same thing as a pumpkin. It got bigger, all righ’. Then it ran away from me. I don’ know where it went, but I guess I’d better find it before summat bad ( Read more... )

Woke up yesterday, and someone, or some thing had tied me hair up into ponytails all over th' place. There was also glitter in me beard. Took me hours to wash, and I still ain't sure I got it all.

I din't go inter th' bar yesterday AT ALL, seein' as it were April FOols day. I'm gettin' hungry now, though, so I might risk a trip down fer some

I talked ter a man the other night, who was playin; piano in the bar. His music was so sad and pretty, I jus’ had ter stop and listen. Said his name was Jasin Natael, and he had…quite a story ter tell. Poor man’s stuck livin’ in darkness fer reasons I don’ really understan ( Read more... )

I spent a pleasant hour in the bar last night, enjoyin’ a bowl of chiken soup and the company of a pretty young girl in long pink robes. She said her name was Windows 95 OS, and that she was from a place called Toe-kee-o. She was very nice, and suggested I see a man named Tim Hunter ter see if he could fix me wand fer me. I’ll have to be sure to ( Read more... )