Mystery Science Wedding 3000

[half_double]

Okay. Last one for Protection from Bigots Week. A T-39s piece - a little exploration of what your wedding sounds like when half your guests are telepathic.

Mystery Science Wedding 3000

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today--"

'Hey, Deke, do weddings and funerals start with the same phrase?'

'Yes, Nedda, they do. Now shut up.'

Comments

[sky_dark]

Wheeee! This is a scream!

But you know, Hans Dedrich? Wasn't that like the German captain in Rat Patrol? yeah, Hans Dedrich, he was hot, I think he should have got it on with the commander of the Rat Patrol *nods* like in one of those empty buildings the secret plans they were always trying to find where stashed at. @_@ oy.

[half_double]

Hey, thanks. But...Rat Patrol? What is this Rat Patrol of which you speak?

[sky_dark]

oh dude Rat Patrol! It was on tv and I'm surrounded by brothers and I watched all the war shows *nods* It was on like forever ago *taps chin* My older brother would know, but I don't remember :D

[perpet]

Oh, this was *fun*, darling. So pleased to see it. Funny as hell. Those poor guys.

[half_double]

::bows:: Thanks! Personally, I think it would be fun to have all these other conversations going on during my wedding, but I can see how it might get a wee bit distracting.

[gnomi]

Telepaths! Oy! :-)

I loved it. Funny and sweet. But mostly with the funny.

--N
(still playing catch-up)

[half_double]

Aren't you glad there weren't any at your wedding? :-0

Thanks much! We're always glad to bring the funny.

[gnomi]

Aren't you glad there weren't any at your wedding? :-0

With my circle of weirdos friends, I can't honestly say there weren't.