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GLAMOUR, GROCERIES AND GLUTTONY
Oh my GAWD, y’all, this crazy oklahomo weather does the nastiest things to my skin and nails! Right now, I look like an eighty year old recluse that does not moisturize, clip or trim! The minute you find me locked in a room surrounded by mason jars full of my own urine, please call my aunt Eunice for help! She really would not be any help at all ( Read more... ) -
THE COMMERCIAL THAT CBS IS AFRAID TO AIR!
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BAD WEATHER IN OKLA-HOMO...WHAT A SHOCK!
Alright y’all, I cannot see ANYTHING outside of my den windows! There is a snow drift that covers the bottom part, and then the radically blowing snow has managed to cover almost the rest. The only spot that is not covered is toward the top where the ceiling vent is aimed ( Read more... ) -
THE HALF ASSED HOLIDAY BLOG
Hi, y’all! Did everyone have a delightful summer and fall? It has been awhile since I popped up here, but there has been the biggest shitstorm plaguing us for the past six months or so, I was lucky to have internet access at all! The big, brown lightening bolts of poo interfere with the signal, y’see ( Read more... ) -
THE LIST
Hey, y’all.
So I did one of my infamous lists! You know…The list where I write down things that I think are really important so’s I can share them with whoever wants to read them. It actually grew out of my not being able to remember things from the previous night’s gin soaked adventures. I started jotting things down on cocktail napkins, trick ( Read more... ) -
HEE HEE!
Between our MONDAY NIGHT - MOVIE NIGHT, and regular TV tonight...(continued below)
I am about ready to chuck life as I know it and go back in time to Arkansas State (circa 1990) just to hang out with Sandy Seay and her TRIBAL TONES! I would even tolerate all the closet queers, like James Mott and the rest of the (straight?) male vocal majors, ( Read more... ) -
VELAMINTS, ROACH SPRAY, PIZZA, SHIZ
Velamints took the sugar out ( Read more... )
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