Updately-do!

[hahha_innuendo]

It's been a hectic couple of busy bee days at the office. Case after case just flying through like bats. Or sparrows. More like vultures, really, huge and gangly and wanting to see dead things. Hardly had a break of it all since I got to tour Ofdensen's torture chamber! Nice place, by the way. Great acoustics

Comments

[industrial_pink]

What's the point of hunting? I'm not anti-hunting or anything, but I just don't get how shooting something that can't run from a bullet has any sport. Obviously a gun will win over an animal trying to run away. Whatever.

[hahha_innuendo]

Obviously you don't understand the intricate balance between hunter and prey! The thrill of a good chase! The satisfaction and bonding with nature.

[hahha_innuendo]

Not when they're chopped up for steaks, they're not.

[hahha_innuendo]

Nothing I can't side-step!

Why for heavens not? It's a grand thing. You should be proud to show it off. I would be!

[hahha_innuendo]

People get alarmed at the oddest things. Torture, hunting trips, nudity, me trying to date Birdgirl-- I don't understand it all, Ofdensen.

[tomdubois]

You can't just shoot endangered animals! They're--They're endangered. And it's highly illegal, besides just plain unethical.

Wait. Torture...? What?

[hahha_innuendo]

My underlings won a few environmental cases this year, it's fine.

You have to do something with those prisoners who won't talk! You really should learn to loosen up, Dubois. You're a lawyer! Live it up some!

[tomdubois]

...

I don't think so.

[hahha_innuendo]

Shame!

[croozin]

Man, I'm so ready for this! Got my guns cleaned and everything!

I've just got to make sure I can hire some assistants to carry my stuff around on the trip. Also need to make sure that certain employees don't backstab me while I'm gone.

[hahha_innuendo]

Excellent! Maybe I'll make Birdman come and carry things too.

Best cure for backstabbing is an endless supply of irrational paranoia. Also security. And cameras!

[croozin]

Well, I was just going to hire some villagers. 'Cause they've got nothing better to do than carry my bags, and my porta-potty, and my plasma screen TV. And you know, anything else that I decide I need.

I have cameras. But you know, some people can shut them off. Just because I'm not this big tech nerd who knows how to work them.

[hahha_innuendo]

I like the way you think!

Who has the time to figure out all the technology, really? It's a waste when there are so many more fun and profitable things to do.