I'm eating a taco.

"You've reached Terrance!
I am likely busy with a beautiful woman or Phillip!
Don't leave a message for Phillip, he's deaf and can't hear you!
BWEEP!"

FANNY PACKS!

[Fan Line's Answering Machine]
Use your ass or your mouth to speak!

[Fan E-Mail]
Send me a laugh! A good one, make it AUDIBLE!

[Fan Snail Mail]
Farts, Presents and Letters!

P-E-R-S-O-N-A-L

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