LFoDH - Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before (McClane/Farrell, R)

[hackthis]

There's this 4th of July Ficathon happening over at hard4brains and this is melded from a lot of prompts, so, uh, yeah.

Live Free or Die Hard
John McClane/Matt Farrell
Rated R (inadvertent drug usage, head shaving and masturbation, oh my!)

Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before

Comments

[longsunday]

John's not panicking. There're no guns, no terrorists and it's not Christmas, so there's totally no reason for him to panic.

*CACKLE* How is there not more stoned!John McClane fic in the world? It's better than kittens!

[hackthis]

I was rather shocked by the lack myself.

[noctuabunda]

Very good; I liked the whole concept.

"I'm not old, you know," John says, spelling it out carefully for both of them.
I'm amazed how much you can say with just one little line.

[hackthis]

"I'm not old, you know," John says, spelling it out carefully for both of them.
I'm amazed how much you can say with just one little line.

Sometimes people need maps, you know?

[minttown1]

Hee. This story is excellent.

[hackthis]

Thanks!

[hackthis]

Thanks!

[svilleficrecs]

ALL SORTS of awesome. *g* Loved this.

[hackthis]

YAY!