There's this 4th of July Ficathon happening over at
hard4brains and this is melded from a lot of prompts, so, uh, yeah.
Live Free or Die Hard
John McClane/Matt Farrell
Rated R (inadvertent drug usage, head shaving and masturbation, oh my!)
Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before
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Naming things just makes you think about them really hard. )
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*CACKLE* How is there not more stoned!John McClane fic in the world? It's better than kittens!
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"I'm not old, you know," John says, spelling it out carefully for both of them.
I'm amazed how much you can say with just one little line.
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I'm amazed how much you can say with just one little line.
Sometimes people need maps, you know?
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