LFoDH - Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before (McClane/Farrell, R)

[hackthis]

There's this 4th of July Ficathon happening over at hard4brains and this is melded from a lot of prompts, so, uh, yeah.

Live Free or Die Hard
John McClane/Matt Farrell
Rated R (inadvertent drug usage, head shaving and masturbation, oh my!)

Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before

Comments

[hackthis]

You think it's bad now? You know you want to join hard4brains. Go on. This is my second story. It's kind of addictive.

[elyssadc]

I love you to a degree that is pretty ridiculous. Your writing style gives me happy, happy feelings of GLEE. And apparently that glee is magnified when there are pot brownies involved. A+

[hackthis]

Aw, thank you! Also, I love the colors in your icon. They're gorgeous.

[fitofpique]

When John comes it's better than it's been in a long time. He'd forgotten about how good sex can be when you're high. He'd also forgotten how slow weed makes things. It takes him at least three hours to clean himself up.

Hee! I agree that there should be a great deal more stoned!McClane fic in the world. I am very happy that we have this one!

[hackthis]

I'm so glad you liked it, thanks!

[hackthis]

Thanks!

[lamardeuse]

*dances* This is awesome. You've nailed their voices perfectly!

"It's okay, John, I know you really only let me stay here because you want my scrawny ass. It's totally okay when you jerk off in the shower with my -"

Oh, John.

[hackthis]

It's all your fault you know, I never would have even considering this pairing without all your pimping ;-)

[lamardeuse]

\o/ FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN.