There's this 4th of July Ficathon happening over at
hard4brains and this is melded from a lot of prompts, so, uh, yeah.
Live Free or Die Hard
John McClane/Matt Farrell
Rated R (inadvertent drug usage, head shaving and masturbation, oh my!)
Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before
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Naming things just makes you think about them really hard. )
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Hee! I agree that there should be a great deal more stoned!McClane fic in the world. I am very happy that we have this one!
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"It's okay, John, I know you really only let me stay here because you want my scrawny ass. It's totally okay when you jerk off in the shower with my -"
Oh, John.
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