WB RPS - Still The Prettiest in the Land (Happy Birthday, ethrosdemon)

[hackthis]

I'm gonna let you guys in on a little secret. On Sunday it's ethrosdemon's birthday. So, what does that mean for me? Pain. Lots and lots of pain

Comments

[whatdanidigs]

Oh man I love the last line of this.

[hackthis]

:D

[estrella30]

oh, z. you're a WONDERFUL friend. this must have fricking killed you *g*

The last time he tried to punk Ari, Ari took out an ad in the back of The Advocate with Tom's cell number. And then he told Tom that he should do The Fog.

♥ 's

so good! MWAH!

[hackthis]

The whole time I was writing it I just kept thinking, hey, it could be worse. I dunno how, but it could be worse. ;)

[estrella30]

*thinks*

you know, I really am SURE there must be a way? but my mind is a blank right now as to what it would be.

*hugs*

[ethrosdemon]

Why Jared is answering Jensen's phone doesn't even register in Tom's brain. "Domino's, we don't deliver unless you’re a 34C," Jensen says. He's eating something that's clacking against his teeth.

"I'm not just a pretty face," Tom repeats. "I have like, thoughts, and whatever. Why the hell do people think I don't have a brain? I have a brain!"

Clack clack.

"Well, that's a new one. I don't know a lot of guys who bitch about pretty too pretty. Are you overcome by all the ass you've been getting or something? Cause, if you are, you can totally send'em over to me." There's a muffled noise and Jensen hollers really loudly in Tom's ear. "Motherfucker, stop that, damn!"

"Do you two need couples therapy already, or what?" Tom mocks.

"Shut up," Jensen says, clacking. "Now about you and all this ass."

"Yeah, I can't handle it," Tom says, "I'm overcome by people wanting in my pants."EVERY SINGLE PART OF THIS

[hackthis]

Okay, did you have that icon on Friday? I don't think you did. I know his ass isn't as cool as Bruce. Hotter, sure. As cool? No way.

Also, I am glad you liked this. I know there was no porn, but I had to draw a line somewhere for my sanity.

Try not to drown in the meta, although that was totally the best part of this, George.

-Ari

[phaballa]

Amen.

This is very funny... but Tom is not nearly psychotic enough ;) On the other hand, I love that you write this like Entourage, which like, RPFs its own characters in that weird way only Entourage can.

Someone keeps trying to convince me to write Hayden Christensen/James Franco, because apparently they have the same birthday. But you know what would be way better? If you wrote it instead.

Also, halfway through second season of BSG. This is the best show on television.

[hackthis]

I love that you write this like Entourage, which like, RPFs its own characters in that weird way only Entourage can.

I think, in my brain, Entourage is like everything, or perhaps everything is like Entourage. Obviously this is why I love the show so much.

Someone keeps trying to convince me to write Hayden Christensen/James Franco, because apparently they have the same birthday. But you know what would be way better? If you wrote it instead.

Darling, that will never be written by me, but definitely let me know when you write it ;)

Also, halfway through second season of BSG. This is the best show on television.

I WIN AT LIFE!

*uses Sammy icon just to be contrary*

[amberlynne]

I am not even going to start with how wrong it is that you hate Supernatural. *sigh* BUT IT IS!

There's a long silence. "You always liked Batman better, did you?"

Jamie just laughs. "George Clooney played Batman; what do you think?"

Um. Duh. Batman always wins!

This is brilliant, as usual.

Re: *uses Sammy icon just to be contrary*

[hackthis]

I am not even going to start with how wrong it is that you hate Supernatural. *sigh* BUT IT IS!

One word: formulaic. Two words: No Ari.