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RPS -- Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars, Two Actors In Love, and One Gay Landmark 3/4

Nov 30, 2005 14:42

The people have spoken!

In honour of you lot, and my girl's book coming out tomorrow, I present:

RPS/RPF
Jake Gyllenhaal, Peter Sarsgaard, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Ari Gold, Matt Damon & George Clooney, in…

The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars, Two Actors In Love, and One Gay Landmark 3/4

All prior parts start here

( Wherein we go antique shopping, discuss eating macrobiotically, bitch a lot, witness the George and Matt show, bitch some more, see nekkid bits, get the Ari experience, and get our first introduction to the next Mr Gyllenhaal. Try not to kill yourselves. )

ari, rps: the incredibly true adventures

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melodylemming November 30 2005, 23:52:26 UTC

Um, I vote for Matt, if that's allowed. But regardless of who Jake ends up with, my love for this story knows no bounds--well, very few, anyway.

hackthis December 1 2005, 18:45:14 UTC

LOL. I'm so pleased you're enjoying it!

literaryll December 1 2005, 00:03:34 UTC

I'm still waiting for this to be done so I can read it one swoop but YAY! You are listening to one of the songs I put up for you! *happy dance* :D

hackthis December 1 2005, 18:45:58 UTC

For a while there I didn't think it was going to be finished at all, but there is an end in sight, once I write some HP of one stripe or another ;)

ethrosdemon December 1 2005, 00:04:52 UTC

the pictures aren't working!

(Jake said FUCKTARD, DUDE. omg. *love in is the air*

Yay, fucktard! hackthis December 1 2005, 18:46:22 UTC

Pictures are working now!

chicklet_girl December 1 2005, 00:05:21 UTC

Had to skim this, because I'm late for a group-project meeting (die, grad school, die!). So, you're going with Austin? Because I'm still wishing for Bradley Cooper, especially since he's about to do Three Days of Rain on Broadway with Julia Roberts and Paul Rudd. That's, like, the B+ list, right? Not quite A.

Just sayin'. I'll be back later to really *read* this.

chicklet_girl December 1 2005, 05:31:05 UTC

OGM I am so ded from laughing I can't even tyype.

the man with the golden ass

#764 in the series Icons I Would Make For Zahra If I Could Use Photoshop.

Jared's hands were always kind of damp

You are so mean. Do it some more.

But fuck that up the ass, because we've got bigger problems.

I cannot convey in words how badly I wish I could turn this into an everyday catch phrase in my life.

One typo/grammar thingie: Matt Damon is, well, a lot slighter than Jake thought he would be, and he certainly doesn't seem phased by Ari in the faintest. In this context, it's fazed. I hate homophones. And homophobes, but that's another thing entirely.

hackthis December 1 2005, 18:47:08 UTC

We still don't know who the lucky man is. For all we know it could be George/Jake, which might give me heart palpitations, the more I think on it.

chicklet_girl December 2 2005, 14:15:15 UTC

I would faint dead away. For serious.

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hackthis December 1 2005, 18:55:18 UTC

I'm so pleased you enjoyed this, and as for the Toothy Tile thing, since it's a Blind Item that means no one knows who it is because the names aren't attached, but it's rather commonly assumed that, yes, Jake is TT.