Oh Stephen, you so crazy!  ^_^

(Also: one of these days, soon, I will get a Colbert icon.  Stephen's not giving me a choice in the matter, lol.)

And: Hey Christie, if you're reading...was Sunday's Venture Bros premiere made of AWESOMENESS & WIN or what?!  8D

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 My attempt to make Mondays "Dave Day" failed fantastically, as you all may recall (or possibly not).

But I am nothing if not bullheaded persistent.  So I'm going to try it once again.  In that spirit, here are some of Dave's offerings:

Columns:

April 28, 2008

Bad driving: it's not just for old people.  (NEW!)

Service with a slither.  (Classic Dave)

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 ...and WAY too much of our money to play with.

Also: move over Lizzie Borden, Belle Gunness's got you beat.

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My paper will go up tomorrow instead of tonight; I'm too tired to deal with it right now.

 I started typing out the first chapter to Captain Mis' sequel today, after basically a year of wondering how I was going to go about it.  Since I've promised the prequel (ie, Okita's story, ie The Hippo Stalks at Midnight) will go up after Capt Mis is completed, you may not see this one for a while, although I'll be working on it alongside Hippo ( ( Read more... )

I know this is a little late (try about three or four days), but I figure those of you who filed this year would be able to appreciate it (those of you who didn't: behold--your future as a taxpayer!).

So, I give you Dave Barry's tips on How to turn your taxes into manure.  Enjoy.

If for some reason you can't access it, lemme know. (The Miami Herald ( Read more... )

 Here are the St. Patrick's Day pics I keep promising you guys:


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 "Tom Cruise is a loser."

--Nenzi, who I must now fangirl (like HARD) for the rest of my life, for saying the one thing guaranteed to make me happy (after: "Here's free beer" & "Here are some bomb-ass cookies, just for your Tubby McFatty ass.")

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"worship my frantic man sausage"

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 "Edo was laid out in a spiral because they wanted to hide Edo Castle."

-- Luis and Shels' Intro to Asian Religions prof, explaining why Edo was laid out different from the previous capitals, Heian (Kyoto) & Heijo (Nara), both of which were based on the Chinese model.
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 Sooooo...been MIA this weekend, though not intentionally.  I have many things to share.  Sadly (because I'm sure you're all torn up about this), they will have to wait for later in the week.

I'll try to catch up with the goings-on on my F-list that I missed.  In the mean time, I give you something with which to waste kill some time.  By the by, I ( Read more... )