Don't blame me if I ever doubt you. You know I couldn't live without you. David Ortiz, you are the only, only, only.

I guess those new contact lenses are working out for you. Two HRs in less than a week. Keep up the good work!

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Well, that very well may be so, but there was a little tear in my eye when #34 finally hit that HR. Go team!

Today all the Major League Baseball players are wearing the number 42 to honor Jackie Robinson. For some reason the fact that everyone had the same number didn't dawn on me until about halfway through the Sox/Athletics game and for a brief moment I thought it might have something to do with Douglas Adams. Then I decided that that couldn't possibly ( Read more... )

Well, this past weekend was entirely pleasant even though is rained like a beeyotch all day Saturday. Brother Adam, Esq. and his fiance came to town (because he was having Easter dinner with her family this year) and we went out to lunch and general merriment was had by all. I had an alcoholic beverage called a Blue Freeze Pop and it was very blue ( Read more... )

Yay, Little Pedey! AL MVP!

...because last night I dreamed that they won and we all know how prophetic I am. I should have my own 800 number. Seriously. C'mon JLes! Pitch like it's game four of last year's World Series! I need a new pennant for my wall!

[11:18]
OMFGWTFBBQ! That's it, the pants are coming OFF!

[11:38]
G effing D it!

Go Phils...um, rah rah.

Apparently there's a power outage in Atlanta that is affecting TBS's feed from Tampa and the only way to watch the game free online is through a feed without announcers. It's kind of annoying to not have the pertinent info up on the screen, but it's also nice to not have to listen to the TBS announcers ( Read more... )

Okay, it was 7-0 and now, all of a sudden it's 7-4. They've got two more at bats. They can totally make up a 3 run deficit. C'mon, guys, one more game. ONE MORE! RED SOX NATION! TESSIE! DIRTY WATER! SWEET CAROLINE! And all of that mojo stuff. I wonder if the Pants-off Mojo still works. I'm all by myself. Hmmmm ( Read more... )

Oh my...what that hell is going on with this game?! I'm going to lie down. Blerg!

Also, Buck Martinez has an annoying voice. Blargh!

Dear World Champion Boston Red Sox,

9-1 Tampa Bay?! You all do know that this is the play-offs, right? Do that thing y'all do where you score runs and WIN THE DAMN GAME!

Love,
hachiemachie