9.

[h8ersgonnah8]

What, is that all Halloween is?
Some stupid lame "haunted" mansion trying to scare us?
Pleeeeeeeease!
Ooh, a slamming door, I'm soooooooo scaaaaaaaared!
Oh nooo, the piano plays itself! I have the vapors!
Hahahahahahahaha.
We totally owned those ghosts' asses, right John?
No cowering under the 8ed crying for us!
We practically fell asleep from

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[emberandash]

At least you were with a friend; it was probably much less boring that way.

I agree that it wasn't very scary at all, though. There was a virus a couple of summers ago that involved ghosts and was much worse.

[h8ersgonnah8]

It was okay I guess!
At least I had someone to laugh at all the ridiculous shit with.
I mean,8lood coming out of the walls and people talking out of nowhere is soooooooo lame!

[emberandash]

I'm just glad that it was so generic this time.

[h8ersgonnah8]

Haha, yeah!
There is no chance that I was even rem8tely sc8red 8y that house!
Noooooooo ch8nce!

[thirstsforred]

It seems that this place totally doesn't get the point of scaring people.

[h8ersgonnah8]

Oh yeeeeeeeeah?
What IS the point of scaring people?
Seeing who's a little gru8 who poops in their cocoon?

[thirstsforred]

Not only that but, you know what? Only the best can scare the pants off of someone but the whole point is to do it when no one's expecting it!

Doing it on Halloween? Kind of a give away.