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[h8ersgonnah8]

What, is that all Halloween is?
Some stupid lame "haunted" mansion trying to scare us?
Pleeeeeeeease!
Ooh, a slamming door, I'm soooooooo scaaaaaaaared!
Oh nooo, the piano plays itself! I have the vapors!
Hahahahahahahaha.
We totally owned those ghosts' asses, right John?
No cowering under the 8ed crying for us!
We practically fell asleep from

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[emberandash]

At least you were with a friend; it was probably much less boring that way.

I agree that it wasn't very scary at all, though. There was a virus a couple of summers ago that involved ghosts and was much worse.

[h8ersgonnah8]

It was okay I guess!
At least I had someone to laugh at all the ridiculous shit with.
I mean,8lood coming out of the walls and people talking out of nowhere is soooooooo lame!

[emberandash]

I'm just glad that it was so generic this time.

[h8ersgonnah8]

Haha, yeah!
There is no chance that I was even rem8tely sc8red 8y that house!
Noooooooo ch8nce!

[emberandash]

... Sometimes your protests are a little hollow, you know. And you're adding extra 8s again.

You do have a bad history with ghosts.

[h8ersgonnah8]

Oh, that is suuuuuuuuch a lie!
Lies and slaaaaaaaander.
All 8s are necessary!

[emberandash]

You seem to use extra ones when you're surprised about something, I've noticed.

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Even if you were afraid of ghosts, you probably wouldn't be strongly and negatively affected by something as relatively harmless as, say, a severed head. So really, it wouldn't be that embarrassing.

[h8ersgonnah8]

Don't pretend to understand my complex and secret rules for usage!!!!!!!!

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I.
Am not.
Afraid of ghosts!!!!!!!!

[emberandash]

It's a guess.

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All right, all right. I was only giving an example.

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[h8ersgonnah8]

It would have 8een really lame to get scared, okay?
That's why I wasn't!

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[emberandash]

I disagree. For one thing, you were attacked by ghosts in the past. For another, the community can do all kinds of horrible things, and though it's uncommon, people have died because of it before.

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[h8ersgonnah8]

Attacked?
Please!
I had everything under control.

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[emberandash]

A bad experience is still a bad experience either way.

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[h8ersgonnah8]

Do you knoooooooow what we call 8ad experiences on Alternia?
Shit that didn't kill you.

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[emberandash]

You're not on Alternia anymore.

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[h8ersgonnah8]

Yeah, 8ecause you'd 8e soooooooo happy if I said you weren't in the fire n8ion any more!