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[h8ersgonnah8]

That was a stupid virus and you're all stupid for thinking it was real!!!!!!!!
I mean, John is soooooooo l8me.
::::(
It's em8arrassing even to think a8out it!!!!!!!!

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[carryarifle]

but we didnt think it was real.......

[h8ersgonnah8]

Seriously????????
I mean, good!
8ut it had 8etter 8e 8ecause the idea is ridiculous, not 8ecause I'm not awesome enough to date John!
8ecause I would 8e. It's him who has to catch up to me!!!!!!!!

[carryarifle]

hey!
i dont know how awesome you are or not to begin with
but john is my best friend!!!!
and he also thinks youre cool so be nice to him D:

[h8ersgonnah8]

He's a total dwee8!
8ut if he thinks I'm cool he can't 8e all 8ad.
I mean it's not like I care what he thinks or anything.
8ut I'm okay with him thinking I'm cool.

[goddamncrabby]

DON'T PROJECT ONTO US, VRISKA.
I KNEW FORM THE MOMENT YOU HAD EGBERT SINGING SICKENING HUMAN LOVE SONGS OVER THE COMMUNITY WITH A VOICE THAT WOULD MAKE CROWDS WANT TO COLLECTIVELY SLIT THEIR THROATS IT WAS A FUCKING VIRUS.
I WOULD TAKE THIS MOMENT TO LAUGH AT YOU, BUT I'M STILL REELING AT HOW POSITIVELY GROSS THE MERE IDEA OF YOU TWO BEING MATESPRITES IS.
SERIOUSLY.
FUCKING INTERSPECIES MAKE OUTS.

[h8ersgonnah8]

Hey, he did that on his own!
He just had to express his undyyyyyyyying love for me.
You're just jealous no one will make out with you 8ecause they're too afraid of those pointy8east quills you call teeth!
:::;)

[goddamncrabby]

WOW, I AM SO HURT BY YOUR OBVIOUSLY TRUE STATEMENT!
LIKE YOUR FANGS ARE ANY BETTER, SPIDER BITCH.

[h8ersgonnah8]

Wow, Karkat!
Are you trying to call me pet names? ::::)
I'm flattered, 8ut you're just not my type!

[emberandash]

Romance viruses are always the most awkward.

[h8ersgonnah8]

Tell me a8out it ::::(
You're not really dating Eridan, right????????

[emberandash]

No. We'd only spoken once before that whole thing started; we barely know each other.

[h8ersgonnah8]

Good!
You want to stay faaaaaaaar away from that weirdo.

[airkind]

i'm not that lame!!!
but um yeah, that was a pretty embarrassing virus.
i'm sorry!
:C
haha, you can keep the bunny if you want, though.

[h8ersgonnah8]

I will!
You can't take 8ack presents, you know!
Even if I don't really remem8er ever watching that movie.
Wh8tever!

[knittedfluthlu]

John may be many things.
However, one of those many things he happens to be is my best friend, if I may indulge the sentiment for a moment.
And virus or no virus, this is unnecessarily cruel.
It was real for him at the time, I'm sure, even if it was just the community at work.
Then again, why this surprises me from any of you is something I am yet to understand.

[h8ersgonnah8]

Woooooooow, way to overreact!!!!!!!!
It was a stupid em8arrassing virus, and he agrees!
Trust me, if I was trying to 8e cruel to him, you'd know ::::)

[knittedfluthlu]

Believe me, this is no over-reaction.
Consider it simply a friendly warning.
I don't take too kindly to those who are so dismissive of the feelings of someone I consider a close ally.
Even if it was a virus.

[h8ersgonnah8]

Geez, get it through your head!
It wasn't real. None of it!
It was all fakey fakey fake. Like fairies and crap.
He doesn't feel that way now! And neither do I.
8luuuuuuuuh what a headache.