you go chasin' down the women and drinkin' up the beer

[gyzym]

Last night my subconscious, apparently in the mood to fuck with me, dropped me into a dream where I was Jason Bateman's mail order bride. NO, I DON'T KNOW EITHER. I do know it must have been hysterical, as for the first time in years I woke myself up laughing, but this is the only part I remember:

Me: Are you...are you making sexy faces at

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[gyzym]

RIGHT? That one killed me.

[sheafrotherdon]

I don't know why the duck one makes me laugh so much, BUT IT DOES

[gyzym]

BECAUSE IT'S DANNY, CATE. IT'S DANNY THE DUCK.

[sheafrotherdon]

:)))) PRETTY MUCH. Although it also makes me think that STEVE is the duck - see tsnuami episode and Danny's bewildered "why are you yelling at me?" face :D

[gyzym]

kfjsdf you know I've got 2,000 words of fic where they're ducks on my hard drive, right? That story got shoved into the OH GOD WHY folder a while back :D

[forsweatervests]

They would taste *so* delicious. Um.

[gyzym]

EAT ME LAST

[forsweatervests]

I MAKE NO PROMISES

[illian]

Duck one: I heard it in Steve's voice to Danno.
. . .
I totally blame you.

[gyzym]

I DID TOO. I almost made a note of that and then I was like NO, I WILL NOT FORCE MY INSANITY UPON THEM, I ALREADY TOLD THEM ABOUT THE BATEMAN DREAM

[illian]

We are all willingly subscribed to your posts. Force isn't a factor!

[gyzym]

The whipping the heir one cracks my shit right up, can't even lie :D

[sunsaralyn]

I know. That one makes me giggle like a little schoolgirl. It's so SILLY!!!! The zombie one is good, and the Serious Brown one is *facepalm*. But I laughed and laughed and laughed at that, and the "Shit's on fire, yo." Cuz that's funny.