you go chasin' down the women and drinkin' up the beer

[gyzym]

Last night my subconscious, apparently in the mood to fuck with me, dropped me into a dream where I was Jason Bateman's mail order bride. NO, I DON'T KNOW EITHER. I do know it must have been hysterical, as for the first time in years I woke myself up laughing, but this is the only part I remember:

Me: Are you...are you making sexy faces at

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[gyzym]

I'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL! I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM! Oh god.

[gyzym]

:D

[zolac_no_miko]

Ohmigod I just tried the Google search myself. Yeeessss~!! ...Apparently those are movie quotes, should've figured. The one man wolf pack didn't show up on mine, though, sad day.

I've hung out with falconers long enough to understand what's going on with the owl, but it's still funny. And the hose does seem a little excessive.

YOU HAVE ALL THE BEST MACROS. FROM NOW ON, IF I EVER NEED TO SPAM MY FRIENDS WITH MACROS, I WILL JUST GO TO YOUR JOURNAL.

[zolac_no_miko]

Also I know someone whose official zombie plan is to get bitten as soon as possible. His reasoning: why go through all the angst and horror and fear and crumbling civilization? Join the winning side immediately! XD

[gyzym]

THIS SEEMS LIKE A WISE PLAN <3 Although, courtesy of Zombieland, I now harbor a ridiculous expectation that a zombie apocalypse could yield me a Jesse Eisenberg of my very own :D

[gyzym]

The bear one KILLED ME. KILLED. ME.

[jtsbbsps_dk]

LOLOLOL! I *love* your funny shit on the internet posts xDD Please don't ever stop making them. Just, you know, don't do it so much that you forget about writing fic or telling us about your fucked up dreams and insane family xD In short: Just keep doing what you're doing ;D

♥

[gyzym]

I CAN DO THAT ♥!

[jtsbbsps_dk]

GOOD! :D \O/ ♥

Also, that movie poster? SO TRUE! AND THE OWL! I LOVE YOUR OWL MACROS SO HARD! *has thing for owls rather badly*