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[gyzym]

So, sometimes it's two in the morning and you find yourself mildly drunk by way of a random late night drop-by from an old friend and you're hovering between being awake and being asleep, lacking the skill to compose words or interact with people but unable to divorce yourself from internet. This is why stupid articles like this exist, okay. Hell,

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[gyzym]

"HOW TO AVOID TRIPLE BANANA LEVEL," omg ilu <3

[queenklu]

AHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Did you hear about the guy who called the White House to tell them he had been ABDUCTED because he LOST A WHOLE HOUR and couldn't remember ANY OF IT? OBVIOUSLY ALIENS.

...I think he was joking? Maybe?

[gyzym]

...oh my FUCKING GOD people are so CRAZY sdjfhdsfkds

[justhush]

I just had the weirdest fucking dream in the world

[gyzym]

fdfdhsfhdsfds.

Um. Well. I DID NOT ACTUALLY SEND YOU 50 OK GO CDS, I AM VERY SORRY. However, things that rhyme with Jizz...er...fizz? Liz? Um. Whizz?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU, BB, THAT IS A WEIRD DREAM AND NO MISTAKE

[justhush]

I'M WONDERING IF MAYBE THE NAME OF THE CD RHYMED WITH JIZZ? AND YOU WERE SO EXCITED THAT YOU SENT THE CD TO EVERYONE. I SORT OF REMEMBER THAT. MY DREAMS ALWAYS HAVE, LIKE, BACKSTORY THAT I DON'T REALLY THINK ABOUT IN THE DREAM BUT IT'S STILL THERE. BUT I THOUGHT, "OH, OF COURSE JIZZ IS SENDING OK GO CDS THIS MAKES TOTAL SENSE EVERYONE IS GETTING CDS FROM HER."

[freaky_zero]

And the best part? It's a Second Edition!!

[gyzym]

AHAHAHA OH MY GOD THAT IS TOTALLY THE BEST PART

[gyzym]

Note to self: DO NOT GET ABOARD BOAT CAPTAINED BY THAT GUY