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So, sometimes it's two in the morning and you find yourself mildly drunk by way of a random late night drop-by from an old friend and you're hovering between being awake and being asleep, lacking the skill to compose words or interact with people but unable to divorce yourself from internet. This is why stupid articles like this exist, okay. Hell, it's why the entire Cracked site exists.

Anyway, for your amusement, a strange Amazon product and a hilarious review, ganked from said article:





aksdjad we who are about to pass out salute you, etc etc. ♥

ETA: OH MY GOD OKAY SO I MADE ALL THESE TAGS ABOUT HOW IT WASN'T 3AM AND THEN THE TIME CHANGED BECAUSE OF SPRING FORWARD AND NOW IT IS 3 AM JSKHFDSJFKDS WTF OH MY GOD /cool story bro change your clocks guys