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gyzym

EPISTOLARY RESPONSE TO TEMPORARY WRITER'S BLOCK:

Oct 01, 2010 21:12

DEAR COBB,

It is your fault that when listening to the Ani Difranco song Slide, which is in fact kind of a hurty song and not at all hilarious, I end up in wild hysterics. Why? Oh, because of the line "when I look at you I squint/you are that beautiful ( Read more... )

inception, i am my own worst distraction, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, insanity runs in my family, letters to the universe

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renne October 2 2010, 01:29:45 UTC

Haha I know what you mean about filling prompts, I am useless at it but I still persist... /character defect

Eames getting drunk and putting his hands on Arthur's ass?

THAT IS NOT HELPFULLLLLLLLL gyzym October 2 2010, 01:38:23 UTC

SERIOUSLY, THIS IS ALL THAT IS HAPPENING IN MY BRAIN:

CAMPING STORY
ARTHUR: GODFUCKINGDAMNIT, A BEAR GOT INTO OUR CAMPING GEAR AND NOW THE SATELLITE PHONE AND ALL MY OTHER CONTINGENCY PLANS ARE GONE AND CURSE THE AUTHOR COBB AND YUSUF AND ARIADNE FOR SENDING ME OUT HERE WITH YOU AND YOU ALONE, EAMES.
EAMES: DARLING, I AM VERY DRUNK AND YOUR ARSE IS LOOKING FABULOUS.
ARTHUR: WE ARE IN. THE. WOODS. WHERE THE HELL DID YOU EVEN GET ALCOHOL????

FILM AU
ARTHUR: GODFUCKINGDAMNIT EAMES I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT FUCKING STUNT DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD YOU WERE TO INSURE BEFORE AND NEITHER OF US CAN AFFORD TO HAVE THIS FILM GO UNDER AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU LOOKED LIKE CRASHING INTO THAT BUILDING WALL??
EAMES: DARLING, I THINK I HAVE A CONCUSSION AND ALSO YOUR ARSE IS LOOKING FABULOUS.
ARTHUR: WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN TO ME????

ARTHUR AND EAMES MEET EACH OTHER'S FAMILIES DOMESTIC!VERSE FIC
ARTHUR: ...
EAMES: I HAVE SOME THINGS TO SAY ABOUT ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION AND YOUR ARSE LOOKING FABULOUS
ARTHUR: I SWEAR TO GOD I FUCKING QUIT.

Re: THAT IS NOT HELPFULLLLLLLLL renne October 2 2010, 01:55:37 UTC

I CAN'T LIE, I WOULD NOT TURN ANY OF THESE DOWN IF THEY SLID INTO BED WITH ME ALL LIQUORED UP. ♥________♥

OKAY, OKAY TO BE MOAR HELPFUL:

(...THIS IS DIFFICULT FINDING SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T END WITH EAMES DRUNK AND HIS HANDS ON ARTHUR'S ARSE.)

UM. OH! VISUAL CUES! SHERLOCK EAMES? INTELLIGENT TRAINWRECK SEEKS HANDSOME DOCTOR FOR CRIME-SOLVING (AND UNDER THE SHEETS) SHENANIGANS?

Re: THAT IS NOT HELPFULLLLLLLLL gyzym October 2 2010, 02:24:01 UTC

LMFAO OH JESUS CHRIST THE DAY I ACTUALLY DO END UP WRITING SHERLOCK/INCEPTION CROSSOVER IT'S JUST GOING TO BE SUCH A SHITSHOW. SUCHHHHHH A SHITSHOW OH GODDDDDD

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bookshop October 2 2010, 01:29:50 UTC

ARTHUR/EAMES, "IT HAD TO BE YOU"

it had to be you
it had to be you
i wandered around
and finally found
the somebody who
could make me be true
could make me be blue
or even be glad
just to be sad
thinking of you.
some others i've seen
might never be mean
might never be cross,
or try to be boss,
but they wouldn't do. :(
for nobody else
gave me a thrill
with all your faults,
i love you still
it had to be you,
wonderful you,
it had to be you.

:(((((

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS. I THINK IT MIGHT BE EARLY DOMESTICVERSE. I JUST. WUT. gyzym October 2 2010, 02:17:40 UTC

Arthur wakes up without much idea of what continent he's on, let alone what country, let alone any concept of why the fuck he let Cobb talk him into this job to begin with. His teeth feel like he hasn't brushed them in a year and his tongue is sticking to the roof of his mouth, and, apparently, he'd fallen asleep without bothering to take off so much as his waistcoat.

He remembers, once, thinking a life of crime might be glamorous. He thinks that after a cup of coffee, he might build a time machine, find that version of himself, and punch him in the fucking face.

He brushes his teeth in the dim light of the hotel bathroom, getting his bearings. He's in Kabul. Cobb, the bastard, is passed out in the room next door. He'd staggered into his bed after four sleepless days, after being more or less drawn and quartered in the dreamscape, and then...

Oh, god. He'd called Eames. He'd left Eames a voicemailArthur abandons his toothbrush to hunt for his phone, which turns out--ominously--to be under his pillow. Cursing under his breath, he ( ... )

Re: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS. I THINK IT MIGHT BE EARLY DOMESTICVERSE. I JUST. WUT. two_if_by_sea October 2 2010, 02:26:02 UTC

you are the most wonderful thing ever. :((((((((

and i love this universe where they are domestic and happy together forever.

Re: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS. I THINK IT MIGHT BE EARLY DOMESTICVERSE. I JUST. WUT. bookshop October 2 2010, 02:28:47 UTC

what Cathy said. also, RINGTONES :((((((((((((((( omfg and Arthur's amazing little soppy grin, I LOVE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE AND I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU WRITE A HUNDRED MORE FICS IN THIS UNIVERSE BECAUSE IT WILL NEVER EVER NOT BE WONDERFUL <33333333333333333333

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dremiel October 2 2010, 01:45:03 UTC

Arthur and Eames run into someone from Arthur's past/childhood/collegedays/militarycareer whilst shopping for groceries/socks/sofas.... okay sorry about the most generic prompt ever. Bonus points if you include mustard (condiment or color as appropriate).

Also: There is no need for Eames to get drunk to put his hands on Arthur's ass. He is obviously faking the drukenness.

cobweb_diamond October 2 2010, 02:31:46 UTC

ROMANCE ON AN OLD-SCHOOL TRAIN

LIKE MAYBE THE ORIENT EXPRESS OR SOMETHING. VINTAGE MOVIE STYLE!

gyzym October 2 2010, 03:38:31 UTC

OH SHITTTTTTT AMAZING *ADDS TO LIST*

jibrailis October 2 2010, 03:04:47 UTC

ARTHUR AND EAMES ON A PLANE.

WITH SNAKES.

Or you can leave out the snakes.

(But secretly one of them is scared of flying, so it's a good thing that most of the plane sequence in Inception was with them asleep).

gyzym October 2 2010, 03:32:18 UTC

OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT IS A BRILLIANT PROMPT

*TABS TO WRITE WHEN FINISHED WITH THIS RIDICULOUS COSTUME PARTY FIC THAT SOMEHOW JUST...HAPPENED*