EPISTOLARY RESPONSE TO TEMPORARY WRITER'S BLOCK:

[gyzym]

DEAR COBB,

It is your fault that when listening to the Ani Difranco song Slide, which is in fact kind of a hurty song and not at all hilarious, I end up in wild hysterics. Why? Oh, because of the line "when I look at you I squint/you are that beautiful

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[kellifer_fic]

GETTING DRUNK AND PUTTING YOUR HANDS ON ARTHUR'S ASS.

All good ideas start this way!

Prompty -

Eames keeps denying they are in a relationship so finally Arthur's like fine, I will find another scruffy, tattoed boy to woo me and when he does Eames realises how WRONG he was and needs to claim Arthur back!

[everstar3]

fine, I will find another scruffy, tattooed boy to woo me

Colin Firth? (Wait, does he have tattoos? I don't even know.)

[postcardmystery]

I AM SORRY THAT YOUR BRAIN LOVES YOU NOT, BB. IT SHOULD LOVE YOU. IT SHOULD LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU. WHICH IS A LOT. ENOUGH TO SEND YOU CRAZY EMAILS ABOUT THE BRITISH CLASS SYSTEM, (I AM SO SORRY).

GETTING DRUNK AND PUTTING YOUR HANDS ON ARTHUR'S ASS

THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST IDEA EVER. EVER. EVER.

Prompt wise, I don't know... How about this?

We take no prisoners this is a war of the mind

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Your candy coated bloated ego platinum pile of shit

With nothing in your arsenal pulled punches count as hits

We're not afraid to say we're here to save the day

[sirona_gs]

I'm sorry that the boys are misbehaving! (Though, considering who they are, it's not all that unusual or OoC.)

Prompt: How do you feel about figure skating? Or tennis? Or just a UST-ladden sports AU? To take the pressure away from domestic!verse, so that when you do get back to writing it, it's more malleable.

[anonymous]

Eames putting his hands on Arthur's ass is an splendid idea.
But if you think the characters are turning too sappy, you should just watch the movie again :)
BUT THEN YOU'LL REALIZE THAT EAMES CALLS ARTHUR JUST DARLING, AND JUST ONCE.
AND THAT ARTHUR SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME WITH ARIADNE.
AND THAT ARTHUR IS REALLY A STICK IN THE MUD. A COOL ONE, WITH SUITS AND ANTI-GRAVITY FIGHTS, BUT STILL A STICK IN THE MUD.
Good luck, lovely!

[anonymous]

Either to try and make Arthur happy or just shut him up, Eames decides to try acting completely professional - dressing nicely, no pet names, no flirting or jokes. Arthur hates it.

or

20 random facts about their relationship.