Comments | gyzym: I said I would do this, and so here I am, doing it.

gyzym

I said I would do this, and so here I am, doing it.

Jun 12, 2010 15:06

Alright, folks. I am nursing The Little Hangover That Could, and it is a persistent little bitch, and I forgot about a big bang fic that's due in two days lolol, and so I am a little strung out. And I thought, what better way to cheer myself up then bring AU!Holmes and Watson out to play ( Read more... )

ask ask ask, history repeating itself, sherlock holmes, grad student au

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elrhiarhodan June 12 2010, 19:13:24 UTC

I'm just kinky enough to want to know more about their sex life. I presume Watson is top dog, so to speak, but Sherlock must be the pushiest bottom in creation.

If they are inclined to be specific, can they share some of the more carnal details of their relationship?

Elr.

Both of them felt it necessary to jump in for this one: gyzym June 12 2010, 19:28:38 UTC

Heh. Holmes likes to say that he's a switch--I mean, I guess it's kind of true, he definitely topped Clarkie that time--

--you're damn right I topped Clarkie, he was practically in high school, you think I was going to let that little ginger fuck anywhere near my--

Ahem. Right. He says he's a switch, but what he means is that he really wants to be topped by someone who knows what they're doing. I happen to know what I'm doing, so it works out. He is the pushiest little shit in the world, though, you're totally right. It's always "John, a little to the left," and "John you could have put another finger in there ten minutes ago, what are you waiting for," and "John, I'm a backseat driver even when we're nowhere near the car--"

You'd think the man would be grateful for how much time I spend screaming his name, you really would. Some people just don't know how good they've got it. It's sad, really.

I never said I wasn't grateful, Holmes...stop looking at me like that.

Like what?Like you want to reinforce that point--we're supposed ( ... )

innie_darling June 12 2010, 19:23:38 UTC

Holmes - the song he'd most want to play on the violin for Watson. Also, if his breakthrough on the blackboard could help his mother, or if that's still years away.

Watson - how he imagines his grandfather and Holmes would have gotten along. Also, tell me more of what Holmes's tattoo looks like in action. Plus, yes, tell me tales of sick-with-the-flu Holmes.

Unbearable hotasses, these boys!

Holmes insists that he gets to answer first: gyzym June 12 2010, 19:39:15 UTC

I'll be honest; I'm still so fucking relieved to be able to play the violin that I almost don't care what I'm playing. Oh, god, that's so not true--there are things I want to play him and kind of can't, you know? Because if they suck I'll know and it'll make me crazy even though he probably won't notice because he is, you know, I love him and everything but really he's kind of musically retarded. I think his knowledge of classical is limited to like...Vivaldi. Not that I have any problem with the guy, but seriously? I'm working on him, he's better than he once was, but it's not like he's a critic. And he's great, you know, he says he loves everything I play, says I'm great at it. Some days I even believe him--he's a shit liar, so I think I'd know if he was just being nice. I think ( ... )

Re: Holmes insists that he gets to answer first: innie_darling June 12 2010, 19:50:52 UTC

like...Vivaldi HAHAHAHA, Holmes, you little bitch, I love you to pieces.

But this whole thing just made me say, oh, honey, I'm so glad you've got Watson to take care of you.

Re: Holmes insists that he gets to answer first: gyzym June 12 2010, 19:58:43 UTC

You and me both.

Don't tell him I said that.

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anonymous June 12 2010, 20:05:43 UTC

So I know the time at the club didn't end well, but it sure started pretty hot. Holmes have you managed to drag Watson out dancing again, or has Watson talked you into something a little more...private, at home

gyzym June 12 2010, 20:38:50 UTC

I wanted to take him back to the clubs after my hand was better and I could hold onto shit for a proper grind, but we were in hiding and Miles said it was a bad idea. So instead, for my birthday last year he got me this massive fucking speaker system, wired the whole house with it--we've got so much money it's kind of ridiculous, thank god for patent lawyers--and now we use that sometimes. Usually we end up on the floor, though, and it totally freaks the dog out, which is hilarious.

elrhiarhodan June 12 2010, 20:59:24 UTC

A dog? What type of dog?

coasterchild June 12 2010, 20:27:49 UTC

OMG. OMGOMG. Um um um.

Is there ever a time when Watson's the one with a crazy idea and Holmes has to be the voice of reason?

And I could ask a list of questions a mile long about Miles and Irene, but I suppose I can wait for this "other story" (though any tidbits you can share would be muuuuuch appreciated *bats eyelashes*).

(And feel better, bb. Hangovers are JEEERRRRKS.)

gyzym June 12 2010, 21:17:09 UTC

H: Are you fucking kidding me? Watson has half of the crazy ideas. Hey, hey, John, remember the time--

W: Oh god, Holmes, don't tell them about that--

H: So we're in this little house in the middle of nowhere, right? And it's Mihailov's trial and we're both totally wigged out that he's gonna break free and come for us--

W: Which, look, you've got to understand, was a legitimate fear--

H: We're not talking about that. And anyway I'm like losing my mind, climbing on shit, considering beating down one of the walls to fuck with the wiring--which was totally faulty, John, don't make that face--

W: And of course I'm going crazy because he's going crazy--

H: So he decides we're going to to--ahahahaha I almost can't tell you it's still too funny--he decides we're going to sleep on the roof. Except--ahahahah, oh my god--

W: What the stupid shit is trying to say is that the roof on that house was peaked. But there was this little flat spot--stop howling, Holmes, I can't hear myself think--

H: Can't--too--hysterical--

W: You suck, you ( ... )

coasterchild June 12 2010, 21:28:51 UTC

Bahahha! Well hey, at least Watson's crazy ideas serve a practical purpose-- distracting Holmes from his own crazy ideas. ;D

(I AM HYPERVENTILATING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I AM SO EXCITED FOR THAT FIC SLKDFHSKDNFSKJDNSKJD. YOU ARE THE BEST. I LOVE YOU. MY BRAIN IS NOW STUCK ON CAPSLOCK.)

photoash June 12 2010, 20:40:26 UTC

For both: How is your PTSD now and what do you do to treat it/minimize it's effects on your life?

Also, where would you like to live if you could pick anywhere?

((and feel better <3 it's ok not to do the BigBang *hugs*)

Holmes sent Watson to get Chinese so he could answer this one himself. gyzym June 12 2010, 22:22:30 UTC

Mine isn't so bad anymore. I mean, mine was never as bad as John's--can't even call it PTSD, really, what I had. I just got jittery sometimes, or more jittery I guess. Had to stop watching gory movies for awhile ( ... )

Re: Holmes sent Watson to get Chinese so he could answer this one himself. photoash June 13 2010, 18:19:56 UTC

<3 this so much :D :D :D :D !! Thank you!!