rice: 2, burro: 0

[gyzym]

So I think I told you guys that last time he was in town, Burro asked me to teach him to make Lipton Chicken Rice, but I'm not sure. Whether I did or not, the point stands: last time he was in town, Burro asked me to teach him to make Lipton Chicken Rice. For those of you playing along at home, that's the shit with the instructions printed on the

Comments

[hilde]

ROFL I have no words...

[snottygrrl]

awwww, poor burro ::pets him::

[sour_idealist]

So... he... had to call you and freak out at you for however long in order to reach exactly the conclusion you first offered, i.e. study the back of the package?

How does humanity survive? Ever?

[jesseofthenorth]

OMG! It's a wonder the poor damn dumb things survive long enough to procreate!
This is pretty much a blow by blow repeat of a conversation I had with my son about KRAFT DINNER! How can he not know how to cook it? *<>is flabbergasted*

[gunslingaaahhh]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

there arent enough words. there really arent.