[EVENT] Prison Therapy - With Judgement!

[just_robes]

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[3rd_floor_view]

*Acro hesitates a moment before speaking up.* I don't have any complaints, Sir, but I wonder if I might be able to ask a question? About...prison privilages?

[just_robes]

What would that be, son?

[3rd_floor_view]

Well... *Acro hesitates again* Concerning visitations. Is there some way to arrange for visitors that...aren't completely distanced by safety glass? Something a little more personal, as a privilage earned due to good behavior, maybe?

((I KNOW YOU CAN'T HAVE CONJUGAL VISITS IN MAXIMUM SECURITY SHUT UP))

[just_robes]

Oh.

Uhm...a conjugal visit is a visit that takes place in quarters specifically set aside for that purpose - it can last for a few hours or a few days, depending on the situation and the relationship of the people involved. Did you mean a wife, or...maybe a family member?

[yanniyogi]

*Yanni is mostly quiet and keeps to himself, but after a while he does speak up a little*

...can we have pets? Like, er... a bird? I heard that was alright, yup...

[scarred_actor]

*Sits up quickly* Pets! Yes! We should be able to have pets!

[stylish_snob]

What..?? Why would anyone want animals in their cell with them? It's hard enough getting timely laundry service around here without fur getting on everything...

[scarred_actor]

*Turns to him and sends him his most EVIL glare ever, before smiling back at the Judge*

They wouldn't be any trouble at all, dude! Please!

[inimeenymimi]

*Ini is led into the room late, her typical spacey expression plastered across her face* Um, so sorry that I'm like, so late. I went to like, take a nap for a while in the infirmary. I like, totally swear they put like, sesame seeds in the lunch again today.

[scarred_actor]

*Smiles and pats the empty seat next to him*

Just in time! Are you okay?

[inimeenymimi]

*She takes the offered seat, crossing her legs as she leans back* Mm, never better.

*She eyes the judge, and quirks a brow at Matt* Um, so like, what'd I miss so far?

[scarred_actor]

We were discussing the *coughs* things that have been going on with you-know-who, but now we are talking pets.

*Grins* I'm trying to convince the kind, nice Judge dude to let me have my cat in prison!

[stylish_snob]

*quietly picks up one of the metal folding chairs, flattens it, moves his grip down to the legs, and swings it as hard as he can into the back of Matt's head*

[scarred_actor]

*Is completely distracted by Mimi when he is hit in the back of the head, instantly crumpling to the floor, out like a light.*

[stylish_snob]

*tosses the chair aside and stands with hands on hips above Matt*

You wanted me to smile? I'm smiling now.

[just_robes]

*the Judge's gavel, thrown in surprise and panic, passes over Wellington's head so closely that it ruffles his hair, hitting the wall on the other side of the room*

Guards! Guards! Get the two of them out of here!

*several more guards pour into the room and basically dogpile Wellington, dragging him and the unconscious Engarde out*

Search their cells afterwards, but get Mr. Engarde to the infirmary and Mr. Wellington to solitary confinement!

[just_robes]

...All right, I think that's enough. I'll keep in mind what all of you have said, and speak to the warden about each issue brought up today.

I'm sorry that that incident just now had to occur. If it is indicative of the state of things here, I will do my best to see it corrected.

You are all free to return to your cells. Damon Gant, please return my gavel on the way out.

[crime_computer]

*turns the gavel over in his hands a few times, gazing. Stands up straight, smiles, waits to be the last to leave the room. Approaches the judge and passes the gavel over. Winks.*

A few months or so. Hope you enjoyed yourself, Udgey!