Conversation oveheard in a mall

[gwyon_bach]

InfoLady: What's the code for 'drugs'.

SecurityGuy: What?

InfoLady: What's the code for 'drugs'?

SecurityGuy: We don't have a code for 'drugs'. Why?

InfoLady: Two people are shooting up in the parenting room.

SecurityGuy: Oh!

{SecurityGuy takes an urgent step and pulls his radio half-way out, then turns to InfoLady}SecurityGuy: Where's the

Comments

[grimreaperess]

Lunc tomorrow? I think I need to drown my sorrows in sushi...

[grimreaperess]

Can I buy an H?

[gwyon_bach]

: )

[gwyon_bach]

I was thinking of suggesting that, but I thought you felt unwell. See you in town about...

[ironed_orchid]

I'm really glad I'm not a parent...

[gwyon_bach]

Me too. Parents don't like me.

[ironed_orchid]

And if I were a parent.... d'oh, foiled by logic. Again!

I repeat: it's a good thing I'm not a parent.

[gwyon_bach]

Yup : )

: )

I won with logic : P