Conversation oveheard in a mall

[gwyon_bach]

InfoLady: What's the code for 'drugs'.

SecurityGuy: What?

InfoLady: What's the code for 'drugs'?

SecurityGuy: We don't have a code for 'drugs'. Why?

InfoLady: Two people are shooting up in the parenting room.

SecurityGuy: Oh!

{SecurityGuy takes an urgent step and pulls his radio half-way out, then turns to InfoLady}SecurityGuy: Where's the

Comments

[ironed_orchid]

I'm really glad I'm not a parent...

[gwyon_bach]

Me too. Parents don't like me.

[ironed_orchid]

And if I were a parent.... d'oh, foiled by logic. Again!

I repeat: it's a good thing I'm not a parent.

[gwyon_bach]

Yup : )

: )

I won with logic : P

[ironed_orchid]

Logic FTW!