023 [YamaShi] Pick-up Lines
Title: Pick-up Lines
Author: macymacymacy
Prompt #: 1. 5 times Yamada’s pick-up lines didn’t work on Shida + 1 time it did ( ryoma_nakamada)
Genre: Crack
Rating: G
Warnings: I don't know what I'm doing. lol
1
Mirai, Ryosuke and Yuto have cleaning duties that day. Mirai was sweeping the floor, Yuto was arranging the chairs and Ryosuke was cleaning the black board. But then Ryosuke gave a shout. Both Yuto and Mirai rushed to him.
He said, “Help, Mirai, I think something is wrong with my eyes,” and she was filled with fear and worry.
But he just has to add “I just can’t take them off of you.”
Mirai rolled her eyes and continued cleaning, and she ignored Ryosuke for the rest of the day.
2
Ryosuke has been looking at his phone for many minutes now. It was their break and they were in the cafeteria.
After more staring and a little clicking he looked at the phone booths and then he said to Mirai, “Can I borrow a quarter?”
Mirai was startled but asked, “Is something wrong? Do you need to call someone?”
“Yeah” Ryosuke said seriously, “I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.“
Mirai just stared at him coldly but all their other friends laughed.
3
Ryosuke was assigned to collect their learner’s profile for their laboratory subject so when he asked her for a picture, she willingly gave him one but then he said, “Thank you. I wanted to show Santa what I want for Christmas.”
Mirai was annoyed. She thumped Ryosuke on the head and snatched her picture back.
She was even more annoyed when she learned that Yuto and Ryunosuke - ugh! - are coaching Ryosuke on his journey down the Road of Love (giving him more pick-up lines). Mirai declares them traitors for choosing to help Ryosuke since they were only doing it because he was a boy!
4
Ryosuke was staring at Mirai again. And Mirai didn’t know what to expect. He wasn’t staring at her face like usual. He was staring at her... shoulder?
He approached her and touched her shoulder.
“Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.”
Mirai just sighed. This was getting tiring.
5
Mirai thinks that it - ugh, the pickup lines - is all over when they are alone, and Ryosuke opens his mouth but immediately closes it, looking away. But he proves her wrong when he lifts his head to smirk and say, “Sorry. You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line.”
+1
Ryosuke had it. He was not a tolerant guy, he have stretched his patience to almost breaking point that he just accidentally shouted, “Would you just let me love you, you crazy woman?” and “For god’s sake, I might just wanna spend the rest of my life with you!”
And he was surprise that that one worked.
END
*got the pickup lines from the net... :D
Author: macymacymacy
Prompt #: 1. 5 times Yamada’s pick-up lines didn’t work on Shida + 1 time it did ( ryoma_nakamada)
Genre: Crack
Rating: G
Warnings: I don't know what I'm doing. lol
1
Mirai, Ryosuke and Yuto have cleaning duties that day. Mirai was sweeping the floor, Yuto was arranging the chairs and Ryosuke was cleaning the black board. But then Ryosuke gave a shout. Both Yuto and Mirai rushed to him.
He said, “Help, Mirai, I think something is wrong with my eyes,” and she was filled with fear and worry.
But he just has to add “I just can’t take them off of you.”
Mirai rolled her eyes and continued cleaning, and she ignored Ryosuke for the rest of the day.
2
Ryosuke has been looking at his phone for many minutes now. It was their break and they were in the cafeteria.
After more staring and a little clicking he looked at the phone booths and then he said to Mirai, “Can I borrow a quarter?”
Mirai was startled but asked, “Is something wrong? Do you need to call someone?”
“Yeah” Ryosuke said seriously, “I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.“
Mirai just stared at him coldly but all their other friends laughed.
3
Ryosuke was assigned to collect their learner’s profile for their laboratory subject so when he asked her for a picture, she willingly gave him one but then he said, “Thank you. I wanted to show Santa what I want for Christmas.”
Mirai was annoyed. She thumped Ryosuke on the head and snatched her picture back.
She was even more annoyed when she learned that Yuto and Ryunosuke - ugh! - are coaching Ryosuke on his journey down the Road of Love (giving him more pick-up lines). Mirai declares them traitors for choosing to help Ryosuke since they were only doing it because he was a boy!
4
Ryosuke was staring at Mirai again. And Mirai didn’t know what to expect. He wasn’t staring at her face like usual. He was staring at her... shoulder?
He approached her and touched her shoulder.
“Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.”
Mirai just sighed. This was getting tiring.
5
Mirai thinks that it - ugh, the pickup lines - is all over when they are alone, and Ryosuke opens his mouth but immediately closes it, looking away. But he proves her wrong when he lifts his head to smirk and say, “Sorry. You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line.”
+1
Ryosuke had it. He was not a tolerant guy, he have stretched his patience to almost breaking point that he just accidentally shouted, “Would you just let me love you, you crazy woman?” and “For god’s sake, I might just wanna spend the rest of my life with you!”
And he was surprise that that one worked.
END
*got the pickup lines from the net... :D