I can't believe that it's June already. This year has flown by and I haven't done anything that I set myself out to do.

I'm about ready to give up on my clothing line and encourage people to instead join a nudist colony.

[i'll settle it. i'm gwen. i'm still in mbp. gwen_stefani keep in touch with me and i will hand the role over to you after this gets worked out.]

[Yo. You can now find Gwen at stefani_gwen. She'll be Gwen from now on, I don't have the time. Gracias.]

This highly creative person has decided to steal my icons, and also delete my polite comment requesting she get rid of them. I would steal hers in return, but they suck ( Read more... )

I've always known how much trouble I have letting go of the past, even if it the past is as long ago as 1989. I'll never forget the first time I laid eyes on him, ever. He had a girlfriend at the time, but for some reason I just knew that with time we'd have our chance. We exchanged a look that silently said someday and went on with our lives ( Read more... )

A few days ago I was watching this documentary on Sundance called Pedal about bike messengers in NYC. Apparently every year they have a race where they ride through town on bikes with no brakes. This chick got blindsided by a cab and flipped over the hood and onto the pavement. She jumped right up and was like "dude, i'm alright!." And then ( Read more... )

So. After a lot of long, hard, and pantless thinking, I have decided to quit the music business. Both Michelle Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz have promised me lucrative cash flow in making amateur female on female (on female?) pornography tapes. Sure, it will take a lot of work. Sure, I may want to give up at times. Sure, I will probably go home after ( Read more... )

To be up this early is usually un-called for, but my conscience seemed to wake me right out of a dream where I was singing a duet with Celine Dion ( Read more... )

I'm not dead, busy, but not dead.

Expect a full update in the morning.

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Am I the only person who thinks about Hogan's Heros when they hear about or see Saddam Hussein?

"I know not'ing."And that's all I will say in regards to the subject. You tend to go politically retarded after spending so many months of your life with Bono. Actually, let me add one more thing while I'm thinking about it ( Read more... )