Bulletproof Leather Y/Y?

[gwen_e_cooper]

I need new gear! Specifically, I need a new  jacket since THREE of my black leather jackets have been ruined this month by Rift Shit like ichor, acidic spew from an alien we shot in the face, and weevil sweat.  (The last one was my fault. I sprayed a weevil when the team were out handling that jam incident and had to shove him into the boot of my

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[ask_aboutcoffee]

Oh, go for the black. The white would make you look like a chef.

Although I suppose nobody expects a chef to be bulletproof...

No, no, too many stains. Definitely the black.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Oh, the black, for sure! White leather wouldn't be practical. (Rift Shit.)

I'm not going undercover as a chef again. :o(

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I'm sorry! It was just the once and they already knew Jack and me because we used to eat there before we found out they were owned by (evil) aliens.

And you did learn how to butcher a whole pig.

(You know that curry shop near your place is owned by nice aliens, right?)

[ask_captainjack]

LOVED THAT PLACE!

They'd see us coming and it was all "OH CAPTAIN HARKNESS, HOW CAN WE DELIGHT YOU TODAY!"

I can't believe we had to burn it to the ground to save it. Fucking aliens.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Awww, sweetie! ILU!

Are they feeding you all right? What's your cabin like? You don't have to hotbunk with any sailors, do you?

(I agree, the leather is sexy!)

[gwen_e_cooper]

Getting the black.

And a freighter?

We paid £4,000 on the Titanium card and the concierge put you on a freighter?

I'm not happy. :o(

[ask_arealdoctor]

Oh, definitely the black! It's very you and very fierce.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Thanks! I trust your taste! We need to get you some bulletproof stuff as well, really.

You know, between all of us (the old team incl. Owen and Tosh) we sort of kept Cardiff's leather shops in business. :o/

Mmm, I love the smell of leather.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Mmmm indeed.

New or used? ;)

[gwen_e_cooper]

Hmmm. Both?

Every time we have to reupholster the SUV I sit in there and breathe deeply for a few hours.

It makes me sort of excited calms me down.

[oh_doask]

I'M VOLUNTEERING FOR THE TRIAL RUN!

I'LL EMPTY MY 21ST CENTURY CLIP OVER YOUR JACKET AND THEN I WILL CHECK IT WITH MY TONGUE! SLOWLY! INDEPTH! WHILE YOU MAKE SURE YOU STAND THERE AND THAT YOU WEREN'T HURT!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I wouldn't be at all unhappy to dress you up in either coat and use you for target practice. You can tongue-check your own coat after.

[oh_doask]

I don't have the tits to fill it out.

But you do.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Your fevered imaginings grow stranger by the day. Have you been chatting with our civilians lately?

[pure_morning_8]

Nothing says 'AWESOME' like a leather jacket.

Get the black, ofc.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Good call. I'll get four!