I keep hearing what sounds like Shaggy's voice, but it's coming from every direction. A few days ago, I was hit in the head by objects from a shower of Pocky but the hole it slipped down was too small for me to get through, although the glimpse of sunlight was most welcome, and the sustenance was wonderful. Did this tunnel get smaller on me ( Read more... )

*Finally manages to wriggle out of hole* Ohhh, somebody's gonna pay, after I get my kids back!

*Gulps oddly handy can of Ultra-Slimfast down and shrinks to less than half his normal size*

*Jumps down tunnel in search of dwarf and eaglets*

Whoaa. Dark down here!

(The mun is gonna PAY for leaving me here, stuck upside down in a hole, while she went to bed and SLEPT!!)

Shagrat, make a note for me to schedule some family brainwashing therapy sessions for the kids. And get me out of here ( Read more... )

I'm spending a week upside down for tax purposes. I taxed Elrond's patience.

I checked on Gimli last night, and I think she's the best babysitter we've ever had. Everybody's still alive, she's not gone missing, nobody's been bitten by a warg and there haven't been any explosions.

(In all honesty, I am simply suffering from SDMS(+), but we'll pretend I had a reason for abducting Gimli in the first place ( Read more... )

*Swoops down, picks up a person at random and flies off*

The younglings have hatched, which has been keeping me busy for quite some time, now. It's always hunt, hunt, hunt, sidestep the apocalypse, hunt, hunt, avoid the war, hunt, hunt...see a pattern?

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...slightly odd help, as he's dead, but very informative nonetheless ( Read more... )